Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for January 28, 2011

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    judyparka  almost 14 years ago

    Scratch his eyes out! Bite his head off!

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Gnome, you’re about to be toast.

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    FLIGHT SUIT  almost 14 years ago

    Regarding this:

    http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2011/01/facebook.html

    If you want to be really safe while using WiFi hotspots, use the following free app/service:

    http://hotspotshield.com/

    It does add a banner ad to the top of each page, but if you’re running an ad-blocker, you won’t see it.

    All their servers are in New York, so if you’re outside the US and trying to watch video content that’s blocked for non US viewers, it works like a charm.

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    JackParsons  almost 14 years ago

    T, there are two ways to read the Diana Dors scene: sex and death.

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    Teresa, I’m confused. Who’s your shrink and is he taking new patients?

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    grapfhics  almost 14 years ago

    Ask if the shrink is taking new scrips instead.

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    coltish1  almost 14 years ago

    Now, Teresa, don’t take this wrong, because I don’t mean it specifically for you - I include me and everybody else.

    Albert Einstein said, “The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.”

    (I have no idea what FAP is, either.)

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    coltish1  almost 14 years ago

    Okay … I HAD no idea what FAP is.

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    cleokaya  almost 14 years ago

    I wonder if Oscar Wilde formulated his opinions of people after being conned by Hungry Joe, the king of the bunco men. In December of 1882, during a lecture tour in America, he was conned out of all his money in a game of Eight Dice Cloth, by Joe (Francis J. Alvany).

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    Nighthawks Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    you can try to, but you just cannot ignore gnomes. you can ignore gnus or even gnats, but not gnomes…especially gnomes that gnaw. Gnawing gnomes are gnarly

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    ottod Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    The height of ignominy!

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    Nairebis  almost 14 years ago

    That’s why I always pack heat when gardening.

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    LocoOwl  almost 14 years ago

    Loved the Winnie the Pooh take off!!

    We could also title the Blog “In Which We Discover That Joan Crawford Made Some Pretty Violent Films!”

    Joan Crawford certainly beat up on a lot of people, did she not???

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    runar  almost 14 years ago

    Love to eat those gnomies, Gnomies what I love to eat. Bite they tiny heads off, Nibble on they tiny feet.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 14 years ago

    @ottod    

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    The Old Wolf  almost 14 years ago

    Mm, mm. Kopi Luwak.

    http://www.sallybernstein.com/beverages/coffee/kopi_luwak.jpg

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    cleokaya  almost 14 years ago

    Fishnet Friday! It took me a couple of moments to discover that yes indeed she was wearing stockings.

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    MajorPlowshares  almost 14 years ago

    Well, Teresa, you can just say goooooodbye to any discounts from Travelocity (or whatever company it is that uses that gnome…)

    This humor is simply chock full of ignominy.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    C’mon, T, get with the times. Civet bleeep coffee is soooo 2010.

    Weasel puke coffee is the happenin’ beverage for 2011!

    P.S. Wouldn’t “Weasel Puke” be a good name for a band?

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    cleokaya  almost 14 years ago

    http://www.myspace.com/pukeweasel

    Rotifer G. Thalweg, you were close.

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    runar  almost 14 years ago

    I don’t think Gnome Chomsky is going to be able to successfully promote cross-species nonviolence here.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    They stole my idea.

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    cleokaya  almost 14 years ago

    So it seems. LOL

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    grapfhics  almost 14 years ago

    So, i played the video and I read about the Thomas Beale Cypher, it’s just another dime novel, hidden in the corn crib. The vimeo is a cool animation.

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    grapfhics  almost 14 years ago

    If you guys don’t stop talking about the civet shivet, I gonna need another morning pick me up.

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    margueritem  almost 14 years ago

    Blog: Who sent you that picture of me in the cactus dress?!?

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    grapfhics  almost 14 years ago

    Now Ms M, We heard that was your favorite. Neat avatar, who is she?

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    judyparka  almost 14 years ago

    grapfhics. M’s avatar was on Frog Blog. That such I remember.

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    Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    I’ve actually been in the Heart O’ Texas Coliseum. I watched Ron Brewer hit a 25’ turnaround jumper to beat Baylor in 1978. No sign of Elvis, although I thought I heard a weird, shrill, phantasmal noise faintly echoing through the rafters. Seeing Slim “Bullfrog” Whitman’s name on that poster explains a lot.

    P.S. Besides Elvis and sporting events, there cannot possibly be any good reason to go to Waco.

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    Oxnate  almost 14 years ago

    Every day with Frog Applause is an ‘odd’ day.

    Re: http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2011/01/penguins.html

    Penguin Army:

    http://www.funnyjunk.com/showcomment/1476221/

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    judyparka  almost 14 years ago

    It’s Greta Garbo. http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2010/07/greta-garbo_04.html

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    LocoOwl  almost 14 years ago

    Loved the penguins!

    Hope all is right with Ms T. I worry about her when she skips a day of FA. I need my Frog Fix!!!!

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    grapfhics  almost 14 years ago

    I may have missed a day or two, jp. Thanks.

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    The Old Wolf  almost 14 years ago

    I love that teacup and spoon. Great Mogg’s tungsten teeth, that is elegant.

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    ottowilches  almost 14 years ago

    Such a typical anti-gnoministic thing to do, the walking on a bad neighborhood gnomicide theory

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