Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 27, 2011

Hide the evidence, Rotifer!!!

http://obituarytypo.blogspot.com/2011/04/hands_26.html

This photo was snapped over the weekend at some type of strenuous, apparently all-female athletic event called “Tough Mudders.”

I believe the person in the photograph is somebody I know, but I’m waiting for confirmation from her regarding this.

I invented the spork but Bill Gates stole my idea leaving me a penniless pauper while he went out to make billions.

I happen to know that Bucky Katt invented the spork.

I have a feeling the Chinese girls had bound feet.

Dear Cpt Schrumm, I am writing this letter in support of Sister Teresa Evangeline Angelica’s letter regarding the salt and vinegar potato chips. She is not responsible for the transgression, the person responsible is the Holy Mother. The Holy Mother was transferred from the Abbey of St Valentine (qv http://www.badmovies.org/movies/sinfulnuns/) so you will understand her strange behavior. I ask that you release Sister TEA into my custody for she is innocent. Very truly yours, Fr Rosario Palmer PS Like Miss Vickers, she has a unique salty taste.

I’m really too overcome with emotion to respond right now.

Sigh (if only Teresa drank beer).

Ah lovely Loreen, a woman whose ideals I can fully embrace.

so THAT’S what the world looks like when you’re wearing one of those ridiculous tea party hats

That’s one humongous spork.

Rotifer (AKA BMOC), Teresa does drink beer, but she only drinks it when she’s naked and partying

That’s not a spork - it looks more like a forkchop,

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again - that nighthawks (AKA LDM) is a lucky lucky man.

Watch the rest of the “Thanks, Grandma” Gif:

http://youtu.be/Y5DK34oA3Qs

When I was little we had the German version of “Electro-Tutor”. We lived in Germany because my dad was in the army stationed there. “Die Antwort stimmt wenn die Lampe glimmt.” (The answer is right when the lamp glows.)

I only point this out because I know Teresa has invited feedback…the first balloon contains a comma splice. There should be a semicolon between “I’m already an eavesdropping voyeur” and “I can’t risk being labeled a stalker with a spork fetish, too.”

And I would have to add, it’s probably too late - we all know about your spork fetish, Mister.

This is very embarrassing. I was in a hearing most of the day yesterday and as soon it was over I started getting ready for a mediation that lasted all day today. I just this second saw the preview post about today’s FA that was posted on FB last night. My response was lame, untimely and didn’t even mention the spork (and what a magnificent spork it is).

Lawyers, God help us, are the most narcissistic and egotistical jerks this side of Charley Sheen and Donald Trump. We love to read our names in the paper (when we win), look at pictures of ourselves (when we were younger and thinner) on the I-love-me walls of our offices, and even listen to the sounds of our voices on our out-of-the-office voice mail greetings. We ESPECIALLY like being mocked by comic strip artists.

And here Teresa has done and gone and thrown a little kerosene on the fire on a day that I arrive late for the party. Mea culpa, mea culpa, mea maxima culpa. I’ll do better next time.

http://tinyurl.com/3rhznf3

our aztec motel is a great outdoor gallery, but might now be in trouble and gone soon

What are all those tags (©, 2011, creators, syndicate, all, Rights, reserved) for under Teresa’s comic?