Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 28, 2011

So bend over, Sweetie!

That Dark Bible will certainly come in handy when I’m looking for material to fuel my rants on the Landover Baptist Church Web site.

She looks well-practiced. Not a compliment.

Use lubricant.

He does not look interested in practicing.

Carry on, nurse. But without the daffodil.

After working 50 years a little thermometer ain’t nothing.

What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer, Doc?

That explains the Fanny Hill illustration.

The “Porcelain Unicorn” was a great video to watch first thing in the morning. Thanks, Teresa

“enemigo”: Is that like frenemy?

In re: your question about our latent talents, Я могу говорить по-русский, but I only find it useful for taking notes only I can read—not many Muscovites in the heartland…

especially when using the “muscle” style thermometer

It looks a little like that’s Buster Keaton she’s trying to convince to drop his drawers.

It will be greatly improved with coffee or a glass of milk.

“Taking a temperature rectally” is the Karuk phrase for “Having sex with your spouse on the front lawn.”

Easier for whom? The taker or the takee?

Re: The Blog. Interesting that the Union soldier reminds me of Danny Glover!

choosing donuts ,rectally , gets better with practice…..

….. right on, stick it to the man!….

Geometry problemTake: 2 Rectangles 4 Triangles 8 Right angles 2 SemicirclesConstruct: SniffAnswer:

@Monkeyblues: well, it was a joke from my doctor.

A practice held in high regard in West Hollywood!

at the time of the family photo , they were called correctly , Negros , not African-Americans

Re: anagram fun. “I, Rearrangement Servant” http://wordsmith.org/anagram/ is an anagram site which, for example, listed the first 1,000 of over 4,000 anagrams for “Universal Uclick” in a matter of nanoseconds, beginning with “Caulkers Uncivil” and “Cavils Unluckier”.

All I have to say about today’s strip is bohica…

Excuse me nurse, would you like a tissue?

Gweedo, Timothy Hayseed…..a Ghanaian friend of mine says of African-Americans: “I am Black – they are Negro”. And I have never seen blacker skin than his.

Regarding “Beware” on the blog: hitchhiking was that common in the 50s? Why did Jimmy get probation? What did he do wrong? I wouldn’t hang with a guy who was such a crappy basketball player as the bad guy.

But Mamie Van Doren can cure the “disease” as the detective called it, right? At least Michelle Bachmann’s husband would probably think so.

I loved the story of Sgt. Stubby.

I miss my Frog Fix!