Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 17, 2012

The heartbreak of Toe Jam Blockage…

Who would ever block your Toejam? The cad!

I disagree with the last item in the Lisa Belkin quote on the blog. To say she doesn’t want to hear about whether Mitt Romney’s wife works outside the home is to play into the absurd spin the Romney campaign has put on the Rosen flap.

Rosen never insulted stay-at-home mothers, and she never should have apologized. When you’re the pampered wife of a billionaire, you have no idea what it means to be a working class stay-at-home mom; you have hired help to beat your children for you.

On a far less controversial note, I asked Japanese monster expert August Ragone to help me ID the monster in the Needs Glasses entry, and he informed me that what we’re looking at is a monster by the name of Taisho, from Episode 35 of the TV series, “Ultraman Leo,” which ran from 1974-75.

The agony of………..it all. Thought I was going to say de feet,eh?

Toejam hands: an ancient art of self defense.

Obviously, Ticketmaster is becoming too powerful.

Off hand, toejam, there is no other like it!!!!Besides the lump in my throat!!!!

Does this particular ailment have a celebrity spokesperson? I will only care if it someone I have seen on Tv and /or in movies with an updated twitter account I may follow…

Don’t suffer in silence.

A once a week flossing between the toes with binder twine should help your problem. And don’t forget to pay extra attention to the space between the two big toes.

Nothing worse than a toejam jam. Maybe a bellybutton lint fire.

violins! violins! violins!there is just way too much violins in the frog blog these days

Try a sits bath … or maybe just remove your socks???

I’m sure she could come up with some other explanations, just off the top of her head.

Isn’t that redundant?

Do you need blockers playing toe jam football?

Don’t mind me I am just staring at your breasts.

@Hugh B. Hayve, the original Ultraman debuted in 1966, but it did take a few years for it to be broadcast in English-speaking countries.

Re: PRESIDENTIAL CAMPAIGNHere’s a campaign that has none of those issues. Gracie for President as heard on the Burns and Allen radio show in 1940.

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