Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 05, 2015

You could become an anvil, I guess.

Be glad they didn’t make it a photocopier. You would be beside yourself.

Try to iron it out.Breathe in, replaced by, breathing out.

I know what you mean! Tinkering with Tradition just for the sake of alleged modernization is so wrong!

Fooly Cooly.

And to think they could have added a robot.

Wait … is that? … could that be the woman in the iron mask?

My brothers and I always replaced the Monopoly pieces with the toys from Cracker Jacks (this was back when you got a REAL toy, not a piece of cardboard).

Just wait till the cat leaves a token of his appreciation in Rich Uncle Pennybags’ silk top hat.

Whatever you do, do NOT try to iron a cat.

Fooly Cooly.

They’ll just have to learn to think smooth, then.