Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 24, 2016

Today’s Random LAME comes from the July 29, 2014 Pulling Up LAME… Topic:*Raymond Scott was an American composer, band leader,

pianist, engineer, recording studio maverick, and electronic instrument inventor.*

Another beer on the brick wall, take one down, open the crown… pass it around, …drink it down…. even the spit you spit on the ground….live it up, you’re out on the town, this makes a happy sound…look what I found, another beer on the brick wall……..

But since most of your dreams are really nightmares, this is most likely a good thing. Tell you what… I’ve got a beauty of a dream here, one owner and the full TRU-KOTE package, low mileage and a full year’s warranty, or 30,000 miles, whichever comes first, and going for only HALF the official USAF Project Blue Book value, but I’ve got a couple from Butteston looking at it and they’ll probably be back this afternoon with a down payment so you’re going to have to act fast. It is was me, I’d write out a check and see the loan department right now and never have to live with the regret of missing this fine opportunity.

“Yes: I am a dreamer. For a dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.”― Oscar Wilde

Mine didn’t.Why should yours?

Dream A Little Dream Of Me

Put your lips together and blow a wet dream for me…

They’ve already come true. Deal with it.

NO?Good, I didn’t like that dream where I was falling endlessly anyway.

Do your dreams involve your lack of a mouth? I see a mustache, curly hair hangover, and beady eyes. Are those things you dreamed about?

Call Forensic Files. We have a fingerprint.

Post Office Dream—-0h Suicide Bomber— Yer Wanted Alive

Part of the music of my childhood; and while the classical origins of Chuck Jones cartoon soundtracks were covered in “Music Appreciation” classes in grade school, Raymond Scott never got a mention.

Cousin Bill? Is that you?Does that mean you won’t win that election?

Say it isn’t so! Verify with your thumb-print.

Meh-tdology moving latest lame is so much better.

Sometimes he Deletes his comments after having made them.