Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for May 07, 2016

A tight face and a tight sphincter.

Translation:He doesn’t play basketball afterwards.

Methinks he doth protest too much.You have to know that a man with a fringe beard like that is certainly hiding something.

“If you shake it more than twice, you’re playing with it.” (Old Calvin saying)

I also deny postvoid dribbling and my giggling incontinence is a thing of my only doing

Preparation H proving ineffective?

I’m not sure which muscles he uses to giggle, but I don’t think it’s his mouth. Could be his sphincter.

Don’t worry, you won’t. This comic has nothing to do with humor.

Ever see the King of the Hill episode where Bobby starts pursuing classical clown methods, much to Hank’s horror, when his friends only laugh when his routine is low-brow and cannot be forgiven its base crudity by his comedy master, a teacher who embraces all the higher forms of humor?This question took longer to work through than the entire premise of that episode, or even the Teen Titans Go! reboot episode.I honestly have no idea why anybody would subject their one and only mind to reading it.

YouTube, Bluto?Rimshot!

Pirates: Band of Misfits

I’m still trying to picture him giggling. . . . not going well.

What an old sour pickle! I’m dang glad he’s none of my kin!