Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 15, 2016

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    painedsmile  about 8 years ago

    Clean up on aisle 3.

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    Bill Thompson  about 8 years ago

    Good job, Teresa! It’s time people got over that irrational fear of the dark.

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    Mad-ge Dish Soap  about 8 years ago

    SLAVEWAY

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Empty space is not empty. Darkness is not dark. It appears that the universe is 99.999% space, dark and empty, because we are only able to perceive 0.0001% of the energy that makes up the universe. It is the darkness that provides the forces that create and maintain our world. If we don’t fear the dark, we should at least respect it.No. Scratch that.Be afraid.Be very afraid.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 8 years ago

    Oh yes, “the convenient stores of Safeway”. What a joke!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member about 8 years ago

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Maja’s familiar, the Crabbit.

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    William Neal McPheeters  about 8 years ago

    No way is that safe!!! It’s an illusion!!!

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Come to smell the cheese, but stay for the meat department band saw rides!

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    Ray_C  about 8 years ago

    I like to shop at Dangerousway. I’ve made millions on lawsuits.

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    wilburgarrod  about 8 years ago

    Donald is coming to Cleveland be sure to fear him

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    The Old Wolf  about 8 years ago

    Shopped at Safeway for years, and remember fondly S&H Green Stamps (I think that’s the variety Safeway used), which featured in a blog post I did about retro memoriabilia.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 8 years ago

    @painedsmile &Musty Ranger:

    I had a sit-down with my cousin and he said he’ll think about posting our cartoons (no promises, though). Only problem is: Where can we post them and how can we be sure that our cartoons don’t end up in the “Images” section of the Google search engine?! Because if WE do see ONE of our toons there on that search engine, ALL BETS ARE OFF! And for that “Musty Ranger” poster, if he or her is reading this, let’s get one straight:

    I will not have someone (or some-thing) telling me to leave a site! I’ll leave when I want to leave, not when someone (or somebody) tells me to leave! I’ve been with GoComics for ten years now, even before the comment section started. That makes me the longest (and oldest) member of this site since 2006! So kiss off!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 8 years ago

    Oh, and to quote COLUMBO, “one more thing”:Where can we post our cartoons at?

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    I wouldn’t worry about Saturn. We have labor issues and troubles in Libya every 29.6 years, which is one Saturnian year. We have a record or near record lottery jackpot to a single ticket and single winner every 4.6 years, coincidental with the orbital period of objects in the asteroid belt, such as Ceres. What should cause concern is the periodic wars associated with summer in the norther hemisphere of Uranus, which is starting. There is also the brilliance of discovery associated with the orbital period of Neptune, which should see incredible breakthroughs coming soon in science and society, at the same time as the wars brought on by the Sky Father.Astrology is funny. Intuitive interpretation is no substitute for a good data base. If Astrology was ever a real science, and we may assume that it was, there must necessarily have been an observational data base collected over thousands of years to arrive at any sort of pattern recognition.There should be a record lottery jackpot to a single ticket with a single winner in October of this year, for anybody observing these things.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Just because I don’t understand a thing, doesn’t mean that it is wrong.

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    Sisyphos  about 8 years ago

    A nice architectural rendering of the proposed new Safeway store, with those cute “architectural people” for scale. But, alas, though The Safeways used exist near where I was when working, they are no longer; nor do they exist near where I am in retirement. So this whole episode is just a mental exercise for me. I’ve never read C.J. Roberts, nor do I intend to….

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    See? The whole world has a bug-up Uranus.Interestingly enough, Uranus has an axial tilt of ninety-eight degrees, so its north pole is actually south of the plane of the ecliptic. Or maybe it has a tilt of eighty-two and is turning backward? Nah… ninety-eight degrees, roughly human body temperature by one arbitrary scale.Uranus, the Sky Father or Father Sky, has an equivalent in Roman gods as Caelus or Coelus, from which we get “Celestial”, meaning pertaining to the sky.However, there is no known form of energy that would allow interaction between planetary bodies and conditions or tendencies for people on Earth. Not that there isn’t one, of course. It would have to be outside of our instrumentation range, though,and therefore not a measurable thing.If I cannot quantify a thing, it does not exist within my calculations, naturally, being incalculable for being non-quantifiable.But I can still note the pattern of synchronous activity.

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member about 8 years ago

    Hence, Maja the Sky Witch and the Crabbit, her familiar.In Something Big, Maja rouses Darren the Ancient Sleeper to destroy the Candy Kingdom, because that’s all he really exists for, is to wreck things.

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  about 8 years ago

    It’s getting late. Let me answer the rest of your wonderful questions tomorrow. Until then, stay safe.

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