Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 25, 2016

Now it’s time to call the men with butterfly nets.

Sign your organ donor card, buddy. Also remember to drop your eyeglasses in one of those publc receptacles so that others may see clearly.

I was going to correct my typo, but I like it better AS IS.

His BIC™ is out of ink, and so is he.

Men who wear bowties have lower life expectancies.

I always say, “Go roof the Taj Mahal.”Then a reply, “Why don’t you?”grrrrrrrrrrrrr

Who is off-stage making this life-or-death proclamation? Who gets to decide?

I like green and purple together.

Good over Evil and few and far between the evil.

And right here, we will detonate the exploding bolts and his office chair will hurl him out the window and onto the hood of his car. This is why we have placed him on the first floor during this process. We anticipate that he will burn up on re-entry and pose no threat to the people below. As you can see, he has the designation of “Middle Management Booster”, so he will be dead weight once his enthusiasm is expended.

If you will think about it you might realize that he was never all that useful. Being useful is rewarding, but he did it for the money.

Pointing out the CEO’s blaspheming email was his undoing.

Now he’s usempty.

My favorite part was eff you lew poo.

(It’s (phonetically) there if you look for it)

I think he’s making a PowerlessPoint presentation.

Isn’t that Senator Bill Bradley? He was useful at one time, too. Not so much, now.

Very well. As you wish, mistress.Take him to the recycling center!(More Soylent Green for the masses, you know….)

A blue print and a #3 pencil is no match for Superman(or 3 hourtour).

Diagnoses—Hopeless

A little something for Josh:Lyons

I have no idea what he’s pointing at, but it doesn’t look important.

Dobro pozhalovat to Fyodor Applause!

Pardon me, that’s brightening up someone’s day.

I think that half of anything is preparation.You should always remember that.But also remember that I think the other half is in knowing when to run. You might want to take that into consideration.

Today isn’t any special day in Frog Applause Land (as far as I know). That said, I just want to take a moment to thank Teresa for creating this comic and giving us all a little break from reality. I’ve often fantasized about doing what Teresa does, but I’m not sure I could be creative at this level every day. I don’t know how Teresa does it. Thank you, Teresa!

I mean if you round up the nearest integer and multiply by 10, of course.

Look ahead to 10/25/2022.