Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 30, 2016

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How about taking candy from the strangest?

Unless you’re out for beggars night, never say never..

Looks like 5 second rule too.

I would like those to be properly wrapped in uniform packets by machines at the place of manufacture, please. I cannot accept loose bits of corn syrup that have been touched by your presumably, but not evidently, clean hands.

It’s just this thing I have about filth.

What would a crappy candy roll out to be-snake eyes 7 11?

BTW… I do not consider nine piece of candy corn to be a sufficient treat for two persons. Prepare for TP deployment!

This guy obviously can’t hold his liquor either.

The hand! The hand!

What happened to the Cleveland Indian Candy Corn going round and round. Better luck at Thanksgiving.

Candy Corn farmer sowing next years crop.

…and vanilla…

The hand of god delivering the manna of giant candy corn.

“Go forth my children and get diabetes.”

Unless it’s Halloween. Then it’s okay.

Candy corn was created in the 1880s by George Renninger of the Philadelphia, PA-based Wunderle Candy Company. The Goelitz Confectionery Company began production at the turn of the 20th century and called the product “Chicken Feed.” In 2001 the company was renamed the “Jelly Belly Candy Company.”

I haven’t looked at the recipe, but I’m absolutely certain that it needs more soy lecithin.

Well, today is Operation Creamed Candy Corn Day.

Better if it was Candy Corn Squeezins Day.

And believe me, there’s no one stranger than this Big Hand here with the gigantic candy corn….

And always mix your own drinks at a party.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBFdvcF7auY