Aside from a few shared characteristics, it is possible for Wiccan funeral services to differ greatly from person to person or from coven to coven. This is due in large part to different ritual practices, but its also a result of honoring the deceased’s wishes for the funeral service….. so doves it is!!!
The management would like to apologize to any of the guests who were not made to feel special by a blessing from the doves as they flew away. The doves themselves choose upon whom they will bestow their blessings. If you did not receive a blessing, you may stop by the salad bar, where a serving person will fling a free complementary plastic spoonful of ranch dressing roughly in the area of your upper torso and shoulders.
Additional blessings are available at $10 per blessing.
Today’s cartoon is meant to answer your curiosity about how so many doves became millionaires or even billionaires, with dovecotes on five continents….
Sister Teresa of the Lame is always at least one step ahead of the lamestream media on these vital matters!
Superfrog almost 8 years ago
Next week I’m at the unveiling of a new park statue. It’s a sort of christening.
Bill Thompson almost 8 years ago
It’s nice to see a dove dive into its work.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
So you turned down the four-and-twenty job?
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member almost 8 years ago
What he said.
William Neal McPheeters almost 8 years ago
Aside from a few shared characteristics, it is possible for Wiccan funeral services to differ greatly from person to person or from coven to coven. This is due in large part to different ritual practices, but its also a result of honoring the deceased’s wishes for the funeral service….. so doves it is!!!
INGSOC almost 8 years ago
Good Mourning
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Well said, man…
Well said.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr almost 8 years ago
The so-called “bird of peace” is one of the nastier visitors to my backyard feeders; fighting, and trying to run off the other birds
.They don’t mess with the squirrels, though.
Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 8 years ago
The management would like to apologize to any of the guests who were not made to feel special by a blessing from the doves as they flew away. The doves themselves choose upon whom they will bestow their blessings. If you did not receive a blessing, you may stop by the salad bar, where a serving person will fling a free complementary plastic spoonful of ranch dressing roughly in the area of your upper torso and shoulders.
Additional blessings are available at $10 per blessing.
Sisyphos almost 8 years ago
Today’s cartoon is meant to answer your curiosity about how so many doves became millionaires or even billionaires, with dovecotes on five continents….
Sister Teresa of the Lame is always at least one step ahead of the lamestream media on these vital matters!
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member almost 8 years ago
Dove of Peace.
Bunny of …
…piece?