Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 13, 2017

Shockingly Strangola

He grappled manfully with his problems, but he was in over his head.

The grappling hook, I can understand.

But why did he take his mustache?

Histrionic fits of pique are woefully underrated by society.

I don’t have a grappling hook. Other than that, I have a No Comment! comment. I’m not ready to pull a Virginia Woolf. Froglandia is too much fun! I’m too young!

Moreover, that guy Lambert is mistaken. We shan’t be sorry. We shan’t even miss him!

Shanti shanti shanti!

Wouldn’t a board of some kind help? Surfs Up!!

…that’s not the way to catch Moby Dick!…

…those ESPN photo shoots keep getting crazier & crazier…

…Lambert was soon arrested for being a hooker near a school if fish…

…hmmm, I suspect the real bait is just underneath the water…

…“You’ll be sorry,”…ouch! What a barb…

…the city of Amity was tired of the sheriff not catching the shark and demanded he earn his money…

…I think I saw this one on Sherman’s Lagoon…

…it’s a little know fact that The Minnow originally had 6 passengers…

Simply another fanta sea..

I hear grappling hooks are all the rage now among Portland hipsters.

Not easy, behaving histrionically, waist-deep in water. Very impressive.

No bellybutton.

Must be a Merman.

Probably a Merbutler….opposition is Mermaid.

OK, I’m hooked…

Huff and Puff

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