Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 27, 2017

We speak out the majestic plural only.

We spoke out the majestic plural only.

Oooo, nice sparkly fish. Almost fluorescent. How did you make your fish so shiny, Teresa?

“We are not amused.” I understand the majestic plural, but what about people who refer to themselves in the third person? What is their agenda?

I wonder when POTUS is going to start doing that?

That’s King Oscar.

Ah, life with the glitterati! All flash, all the time.

A glittery school of fish isn’t ready for this Summer to end..

Don’t be a fool, stay in school..

English as she is goodly Spock.

Amateurs. When I speak as I, I speak for the Grand Singularity of Being that is the entire universe, including this meaningless sub-verse. These fish are pretentious, and I will not have them on my pizza.

There are many of we.

Wow, that’s a lot of royals. I didn’t know they all resembled each other so much, but it makes sense. They’re all interrelated.

If you’re that damned important, you really don’t have to go around telling everybody how damned important you are (and I’m not talking to the fish).

We are not amused. Keep it lame. FREE DOGSNIFF

Speak for yourself, fish.

Let me tell you about the one that got away, it will speak volumes…

So long, and we thank you for all the fish.

T.B. does Shark Week.

My properly conjugated bicycle wheels had spoken.

Neat design!

The sign said- We don’t swim in your toilet, so please don’t royal wee in our pool.

How does it feel to be

one of the beautiful people?

#$

Just rattle your jewelry.

Neon tetragrammations! They each think they’re god’s gift to aquariums!

But, you see, it’s hard not to think in terms of “we” when your whole life is about your shoalmate.

Guess what GoComics has chosen for its daily celebration theme?

(Hint: it’s not fish, and it’s not majestic.)

My, but “we” are haughty and condescending, are we not?

Hoi polloi, we loathe them!

Actually, doesn’t have the same abrasive ring as “I” loathe them.

Oh, well. Off with their heads!

The royal we are not amused, but I am.