Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 10, 2017

You have obedient hair.

Maybe leather w/ whips and chains, something tight and slinky to spunk yourself up, up , and uuuuuuppppp, whoooo!!!!

You also have a brilliant train of thoughts.

We will need to verify that big toe.

Actually, you could be just one big toe below the waist. That would explain why you’re only wearing that sweater.

So, all in all, she’s well-adjusted.

Aww … does somebody need to turn a frown upside down?

Maybe we should give her Grace the Face’s phone number. That’s sure to pop her out of her funk.

And a Happy Frustrated Friday to y’all !

ok now I have to say Happy Frog applause to you Teresa.

Frog Applause on up the road someone’s gonna hurt you like you hurt me.

Frog Applause on up the road someone’s gonna hurt you like you hurt me.

Frog Applause on up the road, baby, just you wait and see.

You gotta wear that ratty sweater; that old saying is true.

You gotta wear that ratty sweater; that old saying is true.

Just like you misuse someone, Teresa’s gonna misuse you.

You been hating, pretty baby, you’ll feel the love when you’re crying.

You been hating, pretty baby, you’ll feel the love when you’re crying.

Frog Applause on up the road you’ll find out I wasn’t lying.

Frog Applause on up the road someone’s gonna hurt you like you hurt me.

Frog Applause on up the road someone’s gonna hurt you like you hurt me.

Frog Applause on up the road, baby, just you wait and see.

-Frog Applause Blues; Froggy Clapton

Honesty is everything..

What ever, whatever makes you happy·happy·happy…

You seem to have a consistent, well-balanced, healthy misanthropy. And you have a yellow sweater! So, stop whining and be thankful that Teresa (whom you hate) nonetheless made you the focus of today’s exercise in Lameness!