Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 07, 2018

Are you nuts?

Peeks or pecans?

A boob is a terrible thing to waist.

In SAGinaw, Michigan.

Beech-Nut baby food…

That’s not a nip slip, it’s an avalanche!

Grandma‽

To keep within a household budget, I must settle for Cocktail Peanuts..

If it looks like a cashew, walks like a cashew and quacks like a cashew, chances are it should be avoided.

@BRASS ORCHID

Walking and quackin’ cashews are beyond their “sell date”.

(Dates that quack , even more so,)

“Ugh, grammar, Quarkston. The evidence is everywhere. This is a lunar colony. Only one person who has access to all areas was present at the time of the crime. Video biometrics and safety system telemetry verify this. Similarly, only one person requisitioned a live beaver to be shipped upwell as a lab specimen. The culprit is a biolab assistant who also works as custodial staff and therefore has full access for the purpose of emergency response. The victim is one of opportunity. You, dear Kaspar, are the perpetrator. Your participation in development of deep neural immersion virtual simulations has warped and broken your mind. You are not a ‘metaphysician’, as there is no such thing. You are a terribly unwell person. Your mother is alive and well back on Earth. You are wearing a Sailor Moon costume that is not at all flattering. You will be going away now, for a long time. I’m sorry. You will be well cared for. BioLunar will be attempting to reverse your condition, an unforseen side effect. This is a bit of a setback for them. Constable?”

I think any reference to chewing should be avoided in this case.

Keeping abreast of the times.

Thanks to Rotifer for the line break.

It works.

Is he pee nutz?

Frieda nipple?

Obviously … the latest tourist scam has resulted in a bunch of nuts paying good money for a bad day at the beach. Alas and alack … have a Tide Pod and chill ….

Oh grandmother, what big… never mind.

PARENTAL ADVISORY WARNING…use sunscreens

Beware Of Sailors.

That is among the crappiest excuses for a beach I have ever seen and cannot unsee!

Are these the legendary creatures from Nude Joisy?