Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 11, 2018

The one from the Odd-Lots Super Saver Center?

Judges should always keep an even number of tethers. Tethering one’s horse outside the courthouse requires an extra tether packed in the saddlebag.

Two wrongs make a right.

It would be wrong if they were not so delicious.

Every dog has his day in court.

The lazy brown dog sat jumpless as her chance at fifteen minutes of fame defaulted to the quick brown fox.

Tethers; the Fruit Roll-Ups of jerky treats.

Where is everyone?

Is today’s FA below the lame tolerance level or is everyone out proselytizing hellish people?

Is this what it’s like when a stand-up comedian stands on stage to a a bored and blank-faced audience. Maybe Teresa is human, after all.

Hey, all you Debbie Downers. Hit the Random feature and you will become Ursula Uppers. Give Teresa a break. 3hourtour has the right attitude.

Those dogs cant even.

@OLIVEFOOTE

Judge not lest your dog also be judged.

sing like nobody can hear you … dance like nobody is watching … rampage like an elephant that has had enough of a goad in its anus …

He knew the answers to the questions, this usually helps, except in this one. Or two.

There is too much subtle logic in this doggedly philosophical disputation. At Great Personal Risk, I would quote a Rolling Stones title—but I lack the courage; so, The B***h Is Back!

Take it from there, fellow Froglandians; for I have metaphorically slipped my tether, and I’m feeling a little odd….

Let’s play tether ball.