Poor Mrs. Peacock! This must be a terrible blow to her vanity! —But why would she have a vanity in her library? Inferior desecration!
Colonel Mustard in the conservatory? Colonel Mustard in the conservatory? Colonel Mustard…—oh, heck, yes man! Yesmen everywhere are yessing for Colonel Mustard and his regiment of repetitious rowdies!
Now, get on with the Lameness, if you please. Those stripes are flattering, if “tall and lanky” is your Thing….
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
And the very next day, striped pants were doing better. Much, much better.
Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr over 6 years ago
http://lafinlarry.net/faas/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=18&sid=9100668a8bfd93f1c9adc030285b2c5d#p134
Superfrog over 6 years ago
I haven’t got a clue.
Mad-ge Dish Soap over 6 years ago
If the game were played the same as always, this has absolutely no bearing on the outcome except to screw my mind up and down. The envelope please.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
It’s not that Mrs. Peacock isn’t entirely delightful. It was a poor year for mangoes.
Randy B Premium Member over 6 years ago
Why would one want either?
Rotifer HEATHEN POTATO WE KNEW YE WELL Thalweg Premium Member over 6 years ago
4 out of 5 Battologists surveyed recommend Frog Applause™ to readers who forgot what style of pants Black Hole Guy was wearing in yesterday’s strip.
coltish1 over 6 years ago
Oh, these dinner parties always get so chaotic when I invite Colonel Mustard and Mrs. Peacock!
Nighthawks Premium Member over 6 years ago
the worms crawl in
the worms crawl out
in your stomach
and out your mouth…..
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
Teller: OK, listen closely, Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left in the boat.
Victim: Repete!
Teller: Pete and Repete are in a boat. Pete jumps out. Who is left?
Victim: I already told you! Repete!
Linguist over 6 years ago
Frankly, Miss Scarlett, I don’t give a damn !
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
Neil Young claims Donald Trump is lacking something.
https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Neil-Young-Daryl-Hannah-Paradox-Donald-Trump-12778892.php#photo-5999478
INGSOC over 6 years ago
Cowardly, cowardly custard, can’t cut the mustard..
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Poor Mrs. Peacock! This must be a terrible blow to her vanity! —But why would she have a vanity in her library? Inferior desecration!
Colonel Mustard in the conservatory? Colonel Mustard in the conservatory? Colonel Mustard…—oh, heck, yes man! Yesmen everywhere are yessing for Colonel Mustard and his regiment of repetitious rowdies!
Now, get on with the Lameness, if you please. Those stripes are flattering, if “tall and lanky” is your Thing….
INGSOC over 6 years ago
He’s the Butler, he likes to keep the household tidy..