Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 20, 2018

A thingie is a terrible thing to waste … but the sweater? Not so much ….

You know…thingie.

If left laying around, could get tossed and become frog applause material or for the mice at the dump.

One man’s trash…Another man’s treasure.

Looks like a candy wrapper he’s holding. That’s a wrap, TB.

Why should Christmas be the only time that people enjoy wearing ugly sweaters?

Thank you Thingie!

The Thingie is, getting your palm greased.

greasy palms from getting your palms greased by that thingie is a problem only for the thingie

The new anti-waste spokesbasket! Catches your eye, doesn’t it?

That shadow is the man he once was.

Corn Husks are quite valuable..

Corn Husks are useful to write on when writing paper is unavailable..

But I’m near the end and I just ain’t got the time

And I’m wasted and I can’t find my way home.

Don’t Throw Away Corn Husks · https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ViwJ1DXeWwQ

Only a basket case would wear that sweater.

Clearly the dude had a Hot Pocket for lunch

No, a giant pickle for his pregnant wife, who always says, write it down.

Kevin, is that you? Thingie looks like a soft case for a pair of glasses, or a taco wrapper, or a tube steak sock, or a swan neck warmer, or a bribe envelope, or a clothes pin bag, or an underpeeper napkin, or a royal wedding fire starter, or whatever it is, it’s probably made of beetle pelts.

Some people’s bucket list(s) aren’t as ambitious as others.

More than enough chocolate bars wasted to finally find Wonka’s Golden Ticket..

That awkwardly perched wastepaper basket makes a pretty fine jousting helm, though the knit tabard speaks a heraldry I do not understand. In his right hand, a thingie may be what’s left of the sheath of the sword that has slipped its cinch. All in all, though, this is not a good knight to dye. Let him fly his sordid colors! He is Sir Knight of the Lame, Champion to Sister Teresa!

Who will dispute me? I stand ready to accept the challenge!

Might be sand paper.