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Comix brush is a small and sturdy weed, with a trunk up to five or six inches in diameter, and many branches, ranging from three to one and a half in diameter. It grows incredibly quick, but dies off in the late summer, producing a new stand every year. It is peculiar to Froglandia. Modern plumbing came to Froglandia quite early, before most of the outside world had adopted indoor plumbing. People visiting Froglandia would often be appalled at the idea of a room inside where “business was done”, or that water should be found coming from pipes in kitchen and bath. Before comix brush was discovered to be an ideal fuel, and before plumbing was common in Froglandia, winters were an idyll of privation and hardship.
Someone is a bit perturbed; I smell a war brewing. Fecal plumes may fly. Let’s hope the monkeys don’t get involved. War is a dish best served cold, unless you are flinging poo, then 98 degrees is prefered. Hopefully first degree won’t be involved, but you never know, war is messy and confusing. If only war could be settled like we used to, in the back seat of the car, whiling away the time on long road trips; but it’s probably not in the cards. There are other back seat activities that can be as messy as war, but much more satisfying. Too bad these war birds don’t have a back seat.
Okay, game-day fans! It’s the Cardinals versus the Bluebirds! The Cardinals have size, strength, and loud chatter going for them, but the cool teamwork of the Bluebirds could overcome the odds!
Now, I want a clean fight! Everyone, through the birdbidetbath first, then touch wings and come out fighting!
Oh, what a battle this should be, fans! Froglandia Memorial Stadium is filled right up to the lamest seats for this exciting spectacle! Let’s join play-by-play announcer Jack Daw now….
Bill Thompson about 6 years ago
Cardinals are always so obsessed with their thrones. Parrots think they’re crackers.
Randy B Premium Member about 6 years ago
Bidet? Ah, so it’s a fountain, not a birdbath.
olivefoote about 6 years ago
Crap in somebody else’s nest. Problem solved.
The Old Wolf about 6 years ago
Crapping in our own nest is something we humans excel at.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 6 years ago
Comix brush is a small and sturdy weed, with a trunk up to five or six inches in diameter, and many branches, ranging from three to one and a half in diameter. It grows incredibly quick, but dies off in the late summer, producing a new stand every year. It is peculiar to Froglandia. Modern plumbing came to Froglandia quite early, before most of the outside world had adopted indoor plumbing. People visiting Froglandia would often be appalled at the idea of a room inside where “business was done”, or that water should be found coming from pipes in kitchen and bath. Before comix brush was discovered to be an ideal fuel, and before plumbing was common in Froglandia, winters were an idyll of privation and hardship.
*Space Madness at The Station* about 6 years ago
Ha, I just bombed a White Buick Century, on the way here.
coltish1 about 6 years ago
Hey, no fair! You can’t start talkin’ French in the middle of an argument.
Huckleberry Hiroshima about 6 years ago
Look at the bright side, birdies: both of you emit color not confined to the lines of your existence.
Howard'sMyHero about 6 years ago
Is it being anti-FA-ish to state that this is all for the birds …?
6turtle9 about 6 years ago
Someone is a bit perturbed; I smell a war brewing. Fecal plumes may fly. Let’s hope the monkeys don’t get involved. War is a dish best served cold, unless you are flinging poo, then 98 degrees is prefered. Hopefully first degree won’t be involved, but you never know, war is messy and confusing. If only war could be settled like we used to, in the back seat of the car, whiling away the time on long road trips; but it’s probably not in the cards. There are other back seat activities that can be as messy as war, but much more satisfying. Too bad these war birds don’t have a back seat.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 6 years ago
Tee said crap.
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Okay, game-day fans! It’s the Cardinals versus the Bluebirds! The Cardinals have size, strength, and loud chatter going for them, but the cool teamwork of the Bluebirds could overcome the odds!
Now, I want a clean fight! Everyone, through the birdbidetbath first, then touch wings and come out fighting!
Oh, what a battle this should be, fans! Froglandia Memorial Stadium is filled right up to the lamest seats for this exciting spectacle! Let’s join play-by-play announcer Jack Daw now….
InquireWithin about 6 years ago
Bidet? I thought it was the drinking fountain…