After years of meretricious and painstaking research it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:
1. I don’t get it.
2. Stakes can be very painful.
3. Sorry – this is the Frog Applause™ Owned Bath Mat Factory. Noctivagents Anonymous meets across the street.
4. How do soft matronly breasts affect the gonadosomatic index?
…. (and, if all else fails) …
5. Someone stuck a spork in my surveillance pickle (and I liked it).
After years of meretricious and painstaking research it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause™ strip:
1. I don’t get it.
2. Stakes can be very painful.
3. Sorry – this is the Frog Applause™ Owned Bath Mat Factory. Noctivagents Anonymous meets across the street.
4. How do soft matronly breasts affect the gonadosomatic index?
…. (and, if all else fails) …
5. Someone stuck a spork in my surveillance pickle (and I liked it).