Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for November 14, 2019

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 5 years ago

    Well, I wonder if puddles is also a head game tonight…

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    Hugh B. Hayve  almost 5 years ago

    That’s circular thinking for you.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 5 years ago

    The Duck

    Duck your bird head in the stock pot helmet with the smiling bill sticking out.

    Clad in blue overalls and white shirt with a red scarf. White gloves and brown boots over his web feet.

    Night crawlers and a fishing pole…a fishing we shall go, a fishing we shall go, high ho the dairy o, a fishing we shall go…

    ✌ ❤

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    Head and Shoulders™ should be ashamed of their subliminal advertising.

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    coltish1  almost 5 years ago

    I wonder if noctivagant subordinates get a pay differential. And what they do sounds like it takes skill.

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    Zebrastripes  almost 5 years ago

    Heads up….

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    Brass Orchid Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Getting a head of the holiday rush for gift shopping and wrapping.

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    Rotifer POLICE VIDEOS WERE SO OCTOBER Thalweg Premium Member almost 5 years ago

     

    After years of meretricious and painstaking research it is my conclusion that one of five generic comments covers every Frog Applause strip:

    1.      I don’t get it.

    2.      Stakes can be very painful.

    3.      Sorry – this is the Frog Applause Owned Bath Mat Factory. Noctivagents Anonymous meets across the street.

    4.      How do soft matronly breasts affect the gonadosomatic index?

    …. (and, if all else fails) …

    5.       Someone stuck a spork in my surveillance pickle (and I liked it).

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    Howard'sMyHero  almost 5 years ago

    I overcame the insane desire to rotate my screen in order to read this heady script … BwaHaHaHa !!!

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    Meh~tdology, fka Pepelaputr   almost 5 years ago

    This isn’t your jewelry-box ballerina’s pretty pink head now, it it?

    Frog Applause would appear to be more popular than one might think (given the disparity between the “likes” and the number of comments) when the prize word is the first suggestion of the search engine.

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    cooganm Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    Is she pledging allegiance to the shut-off cock?

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  almost 5 years ago

    Smashed, bleeding Star of David says it all.

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 5 years ago

    Choose an Album

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 5 years ago

    Shoulder and i am in a sling for 5 more weeks. Head of my gun slinger and butt of my gun slinger with box of a number of shells…

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    *Hot Rod*  almost 5 years ago

    After rotator cuff tears and bicep tear repaired i am on pain meds. They will stop by next Tuesday when physical therapy starts. Pain in replacement knee is much less and my sleep is by far better.

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    Sisyphos  almost 5 years ago

    I, on the other hand, was not speaking of perfumed shoulder pads and so hold myself excused from the remainder of the trope. Besides, I deal exclusively with heads in jars, specifically, Travis at Scary Gary, and not heads in boxes, which reek of Alice’s nightmarish jack-in-the-box at Cul de Sac. So, turn off the spigot.

    (And now you know two of the other comics I read regularly.)

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