I voted for Grace the Face because she has the most sensible platform and is well versed in the delicate balance of the Froglandian ecosystem. She has vowed to protect the squirrels, but has banned their practice of gluing turkey feathers to their arms and taking to the sky’s. Grace understands that the input/output mechanism of the fecal plumage population is quite volatile and any squirrel meddling will alter it’s critical mass with dire consequences. Besides the obvious splatter issue, any tampering could greatly alter the fecal/hydrometeor particulate substrate, there by rendering the current magnificent Froglandian sunsets, renowned by tourist far and wide, into an uninspiring dark schmear. It would devastate tourism dollars and, no doubt, be a stain difficult to remove.
What’s this, then? This was not here when I passed through last night!
And, election skullduggery, at that?!
Which mayoral candidate is stuffing the ballot box? We must get to the bottom of this. The integrity of the Froglandian electoral system is at risk. Maybe some transplant from Chicago brought along his hometown traditions….
WaitingMan almost 5 years ago
Herbie Flabeetz/Mary Gadamatz, 2020!
ransomknotts almost 5 years ago
Election tampering!
garrodwilbur almost 5 years ago
leave your vote in the locked box
garrodwilbur almost 5 years ago
finding lost days of FROG APPLAUSE is EXtreamy hard to do.
6turtle9 almost 5 years ago
I voted for Grace the Face because she has the most sensible platform and is well versed in the delicate balance of the Froglandian ecosystem. She has vowed to protect the squirrels, but has banned their practice of gluing turkey feathers to their arms and taking to the sky’s. Grace understands that the input/output mechanism of the fecal plumage population is quite volatile and any squirrel meddling will alter it’s critical mass with dire consequences. Besides the obvious splatter issue, any tampering could greatly alter the fecal/hydrometeor particulate substrate, there by rendering the current magnificent Froglandian sunsets, renowned by tourist far and wide, into an uninspiring dark schmear. It would devastate tourism dollars and, no doubt, be a stain difficult to remove.
Sisyphos almost 5 years ago
What’s this, then? This was not here when I passed through last night!
And, election skullduggery, at that?!
Which mayoral candidate is stuffing the ballot box? We must get to the bottom of this. The integrity of the Froglandian electoral system is at risk. Maybe some transplant from Chicago brought along his hometown traditions….