Well! I NEVER! How DARE them scallywags judge me on manners at the buffet!! I just Had to use a foon because the tuna was squishing out the sides, and the egg salad was dripping all over the serving platter. Humpf! And the NERVE of some people!
Ann Reinking has just lately passed away, and had put on some weight in her latest years. Not saying this is a tribute or anything like that, just that the image looks sorta Fosse-ish to me and puts me in mind of the Great Dancer with super-long legs—even exceeding the proportionate length of the hind (driving) legs of a froggy frog! Besides I don’t know if she was a regular consumer of finger sandwiches, much less if she ate them with a foon. (I for my part don’t care for fingers; there is so little meat in relation to the bone: worse than chicken wings!)
“And now meet the foon, the remarkable foon, who eats sizzling hot pebbles that fall off the moon. And the reason he likes them red hot it appears, is he greatly enjoys blowing smoke from his ears!” -Seuss
I hope we at least get a visit from Vladie Claus this year. A stern evil eye from Grace is probably to much to ask for. I’d even settle for a tadpole in my stocking.
Rotifer FREE BEER & BATH MATS ON FEB. 31st Thalweg Premium Member about 4 years ago
Nothing is sadder than sporkless hatlady.
Zebrastripes about 4 years ago
Well! I NEVER! How DARE them scallywags judge me on manners at the buffet!! I just Had to use a foon because the tuna was squishing out the sides, and the egg salad was dripping all over the serving platter. Humpf! And the NERVE of some people!
katina.cooper about 4 years ago
And we know why she can’t eat any more finger sandwiches. She “accidentally” ate her fingers with the finger sandwiches. They were so tasty.
*Space Madness at The Station* about 4 years ago
Who do you like in the Derby? I am putting 500 down, and just gotta know who’s hot and who’s not.
Brass Orchid Premium Member about 4 years ago
Judge not the foon, lest you be judged, spork.
descabro about 4 years ago
Appurply punished.
Randy B Premium Member about 4 years ago
The shame and horror of nourishing oneself! Just imagine, she was EATING!
!!ǝlɐ⅁ about 4 years ago
Tell ‘em, ‘Ah, go reticulate yourself!’ >B^D
Hugh B. Hayve about 4 years ago
I pity the foon!
3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago
…the truth is that I have been looking for an instrument like a foon…
…I eat flavored Vienna sausages at lunch every day…
…Beetle Baily’s Onunt Ruby…
…not to be confused with Pearl Baily…
…Ruby, I baily knew yee…
…Bailys with my third cup of coffee…
…yes…
…spin…
coltish1 about 4 years ago
Well, no wonder she’s hiding her face. The very idea!
Howard'sMyHero about 4 years ago
This is a portrait of “Go to Hell” if I ever saw one …!
Plods with ...™ about 4 years ago
Thank goodness she wasn’t sporking it.
Larry Miller Premium Member about 4 years ago
But is it a buff foon?
Radish... about 4 years ago
Don’t sleep your life away.
*Space Madness at The Station* about 4 years ago
Probably not a Zombie Burger.
6turtle9 about 4 years ago
What lame through yonder comic breaks? Foon you? I hardly know you. No bones about it; I mean, keep your digits to yourself, please.
*Space Madness at The Station* about 4 years ago
Takes two too foon or spork.
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
If they could see me now….
Ann Reinking has just lately passed away, and had put on some weight in her latest years. Not saying this is a tribute or anything like that, just that the image looks sorta Fosse-ish to me and puts me in mind of the Great Dancer with super-long legs—even exceeding the proportionate length of the hind (driving) legs of a froggy frog! Besides I don’t know if she was a regular consumer of finger sandwiches, much less if she ate them with a foon. (I for my part don’t care for fingers; there is so little meat in relation to the bone: worse than chicken wings!)
I prolly should append some exemplum; so, here:
https://tinyurl.com/ycklws8v
Randy B Premium Member about 4 years ago
“De Blasio, at the pizza joint, with knife and fork”.
https://www.theatlantic.com/entertainment/archive/2014/06/star-trek-tng-and-the-limits-of-language-shaka-when-the-walls-fell/372107/
The Old Wolf about 4 years ago
“And now meet the foon, the remarkable foon, who eats sizzling hot pebbles that fall off the moon. And the reason he likes them red hot it appears, is he greatly enjoys blowing smoke from his ears!” -Seuss
3hourtour Premium Member about 4 years ago
…the only thing that they truly saw was the dirty floor…
…well…
…the floor wasn’t really dirty…
…there where just some clothes thrown about…
…no one mentioned the colour or the size or the proportion…
…but that was long ago…
…before foons & Amazon…
…and bath mats that doubled for art…
Radish... about 4 years ago
On the first day of hatmass my true love gave to me, a foon and a plateful of guilty.
charles9156 about 4 years ago
think i know that woman ;+)
*Space Madness at The Station* about 4 years ago
Some hidden things should stay away from the public viewing.
6turtle9 about 4 years ago
I hope we at least get a visit from Vladie Claus this year. A stern evil eye from Grace is probably to much to ask for. I’d even settle for a tadpole in my stocking.
katina.cooper about 4 years ago
Gone again for three days?
Sisyphos about 4 years ago
Oh, foon!
Go, foon!
(Day 2. The melody lingers on….)