Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for October 27, 2021

I’ve just been doing a background check on this guy. That’s orange.

I’ve thoroughly and opaquely covered my butt, so good luck with your reading.

The pàragraph check spelling in face of letter choice and pork butt conclusions.

Can you read through pants?

Wow 3Hour knows this novel way, Geeze Tina Louise the answer is blowing in the wind.

…more people will read it than the telephone book…

….OK, so my yoga pants are a tad see-through…

…don’t dis the tramp stamp…

…desperate times call for desperate measures…

…I’m thinking: does this suit make my but look fat?…

…tomorrow’s strip…

…(actually coming out in a day or three)…

…will show unreadable writing on the character’s face and tush…

…Nike on my sunglasses…

…Nike on my pants…

The line between body language and body calligraphy had been crossed.

“pink”

As in KISS MY BUTT?

Neva neva neva

“He that has eyes to see and ears to hear may convince himself that no mortal can keep a secret. If his lips are silent, he chatters with his fingertips; betrayal oozes out of him at every pore.” – Freud

But if Freud had lived in our day, he would have understood that many people talk out of their butt as well.

Impressive. Or maybe just rudeness from a juvenile. I mean, do you think the comb-haired kid has see-around-corners vision?

Free your butt and your mind will follow.

From the Blog: pretty cool banana fort. I never thought of doing that.

And it looks like someone took peanut butter and jelly to new depths. And my mind went to needing a plumber after he takes a shower. I’m a pitiable creature, I know.

Why are you looking at my butt?

Don’t understand butt fixation … have you seen what comes out of those things …?

Teresa said butt.

-Reminds me in more ways than one of that kid from The Simpsons who is always picking his nose and saying strange things-you know, Ralph Wiggum, the cop’s kid.

“Fess up kid! What have you done with the real Ralph?!

Butt out.