…this is the trouble with eavesdropping…
…not only do you get incomplete information…
…you only get tidbits to go on…
…that is why the Froglandia Bathmat Company constantly monitors your conversations…
…our app is always running even if it’s off…
…with our nanotechnology…
…you don’t even have to have your phone with you…
…because we are part of you…
…we want what’s best for you…
….not what Mom or Dad or what the hubby might want…
…we heard you ask about the new James Bond movie…
…then ask….
…is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?…
…worried ?…
…don’t be…
…we lie all the time…
…see…
…we just did…
…this is the trouble with eavesdropping…
…not only do you get incomplete information…
…you only get tidbits to go on…
…that is why the Froglandia Bathmat Company constantly monitors your conversations…
…our app is always running even if it’s off…
…with our nanotechnology…
…you don’t even have to have your phone with you…
…because we are part of you…
…we want what’s best for you…
….not what Mom or Dad or what the hubby might want…
…we heard you ask about the new James Bond movie…
…then ask….
…is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?…
…worried ?…
…don’t be…
…we lie all the time…
…see…
…we just did…