Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for March 25, 2022

He needs more wind to fly his kite.

Referring to the kite or your gentleman’s area??

Well, if he thinks this crumby thing is going up any time soon, he’s got another thought coming! Now if someone were to offer cookies and milk to entice it to go up, wouldn’t that be fun???

…..it’s really a delightful afternoon snack, flying high and all…..

Awkwardness frequently results in limpness, I’ve found.

…should a ate the cookies afterwards…

…sometimes the amount of tail you get equals the amount of limp you have…

…but once Charlie found out his postmark was obscured with a lipstick kiss…

…he rose to the occasion…

…until he was woked…

…and ghosted…and epidy boppity booed…

…and just who was Brandon?…

…code…

…club cards…

…long beards…

…I’m just trying to stay out of AA…

…when it rains it pours…

…I’m drunk and I don’t wantta go home…

…I will stop the the illegal aliens from streaming over the boarder…

…by eliminating boarder wifi…

…because I have Peyronie’s disease…

…I took it when he wasn’t looking…

…cuz my Limp Bizkit was rolling & breaking stuff…

…there…

…one hundred twenty words…

Spring or Sprung, the flowers bring showers…

Nobody cares about your awkward kite.

We’re just here for the cookies and milk.

Hmm, limp buscuits, no thanks, you can take that cookie……

I thought I was coming to an uprising and all I got was this lousy cookie

Must… not… make… ED… joke…

Too late. Looks like he’s down for the count.

Mmmm … Limp, yet Lame …!

There’s no where to go but up?

Kite, as prison slang for notes passed between inmates, was first recorded in the 1920s. It apparently takes its name from prisoners flinging notes on a string to one another, like flying a kite, as the activity was called.

Aoxomoxoa- a transcendent feeling gained by flying a kite.

Poor Charlie Brown.

Lame is the new Blockhead.

It must be true, I saw it on Frog Book.

dwelling on the negative :+|

No, no, NO!

Not “limp”; LAME, and not “slightly”; very! But “go fly a kite” is almost seasonal, just a week or so late for Clean Monday.

I must be becoming your after-the-fact editor….

Flesh Gordon was tired and limp.

Wonder Woman offered a rub down.

They both perked up and grease was the word.

Frog Crackers was the snack for me.

Piled high and the cost is free.

Two frogs is amazing,

Brought to you by Proctor and Gamble….

Ramble on Rose.

Be prepared!

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