‘f@rtache – When you hold in a f@rt and you get a stomachache.’
(Really!? I never knew that holding in a f@rt was an option!!)
(Really!? Did you want to be an American badger or an almost-cuddly European badge!?) (Looking now at Frog Blog #FB00436) (Okay, there’s nothing written there about their intestinal gas, so…)
At the very least, holding in a f@rt will at least prevent your green jeans from getting a brown patch at the back!!
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From Urban Dictionary:
‘f@rtache – When you hold in a f@rt and you get a stomachache.’
(Really!? I never knew that holding in a f@rt was an option!!)
(Really!? Did you want to be an American badger or an almost-cuddly European badge!?) (Looking now at Frog Blog #FB00436) (Okay, there’s nothing written there about their intestinal gas, so…)
At the very least, holding in a f@rt will at least prevent your green jeans from getting a brown patch at the back!!
(Tried commenting, but then got the message ‘Your comment includes word(s) on our banned list. Please edit your message and try again. So, now going back through…)