Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 18, 2022

Do those pants belong to Mr. Green Jeans? (Captain Kangaroo). For all I know, his pants might be in a museum. If not, they should be!

The Green pants has a face, heavy eyebrows, zipper nose, a little smile at the crotch.

From Urban Dictionary:

‘f@rtache – When you hold in a f@rt and you get a stomachache.’

(Really!? I never knew that holding in a f@rt was an option!!)

(Really!? Did you want to be an American badger or an almost-cuddly European badge!?) (Looking now at Frog Blog #FB00436) (Okay, there’s nothing written there about their intestinal gas, so…)

At the very least, holding in a f@rt will at least prevent your green jeans from getting a brown patch at the back!!

(Tried commenting, but then got the message ‘Your comment includes word(s) on our banned list. Please edit your message and try again. So, now going back through…)

lots of action in this one!

Good job on the olives, man.

Reading Frog Applause is such a gas!

Better out than in, eh?

Are they finally procuring exhibits for the Froglandian Bath Mat Factory Museum of Pants? Can we begin to sweep out the webs and debris that have been its only occupants since it was designated for that purpose?

Pimento stuffed olives are colorful, but the pimentos add absolutely zero to the flavor of the stuffed olive, and I’ll “poot” to that.

Listen to the alpha male.

I dismember the fluorescent green, orange, and yellow pants of yesteryear. Mine were yellow & thank the overlords there are no photos …!

As my dear old granny used to say, " An empty house is better than a bad tenant! "

Wax my olives lightly for I’m stuffed into my museum-quality pants.

…this is the kind of stuff you can only get with Frog Applause…

Wow, three non sequiturs for the price of…anybody know how much today’s Frog Applause cost?

Anyone? … Anyone?

Haha, fartache.

Getting stuffed is highly underrated.

The green olives leaning Tower of Pisa.

Froggy went a croaking, uh huh.

Surely the sternest warning against reading Frog Applause that I’ve yet read in Frog Applause! And, what’s more, I don’t like the lime pants, either! But I do like pimento-stuffed olives, for whatever that’s worth.

What is Froglandia coming to, these days?!

The pants are in museum

where people come to see um

they really are a screum

the Frogbert family.

…if a wrestler drank a quart of buttermilk before he started…

..how many periods could he go before he farrted?…

…if a wrestler was to use his wit…

…he could go three periods before he sit…

…brought to you by the fellow that always uses three periods…

Mo cowboy hats than ball caps.

Green olives out live the taste of black olives.

One day Indian jets

Prier farrt ache is when a slob shows leg lift butt the fartrt comes out his mouth instead of the bottom.

When eels attack … it looks like they discovered Nessie one day while scrambling to get away from an attacking eel.

Here I sit, broken hearted

Came to Frog, but only pharted

Phartbreak Hotel

His eyes looked like two green olives in a sea of ketchup.

I’d like to buy the world a toke and keep it company…

Day 2. We’ve been pantsed!