…one day with a hint of inspiration…
…I asked what are the two least favorite “normal” pizza toppings…
…and asked to have…
…one anchovies and pineapple pizza, please…
…the guy looked at me like I asked him to put screen doors on the outside of a submarine…
…but said…
…it’s your nickle…
…when I got home I added sriracha sauce…
……perfection!…
…so started my journey that I called, The Planet of Sara Dines…
…Subways spicy Italian with tuna…
…I call it, the Atomic Sub…
…Burger Kings’ Impossible Whopper: with double bacon!…
…I call it, The Hypocrite…
…crunchy peanut butter on rye with sriracha…
…and of course…
…different flavors of Vienna sausages…
…I don’t do drag…
…but I do do pleaded skirts when asked…
…no need to plead for the pleaded…
…as a tradition for me…
…the week before shutdown…
.. I get a can of wintergreen pouches of chew…
…[the week before shutdown, so I can more easily quit]…
…It puts me on the spot…
…to acknowledge addiction and the risks and troubles that comes along with it…
…I find solace and compassion for those troubled with it…
…like my Mom did before cancer took her…
…but, I passed the gas station this morning…
…I mean, I pulled in…
…but I also pulled out…
…not today, Mister…
…one day with a hint of inspiration…
…I asked what are the two least favorite “normal” pizza toppings…
…and asked to have…
…one anchovies and pineapple pizza, please…
…the guy looked at me like I asked him to put screen doors on the outside of a submarine…
…but said…
…it’s your nickle…
…when I got home I added sriracha sauce…
……perfection!…
…so started my journey that I called, The Planet of Sara Dines…
…Subways spicy Italian with tuna…
…I call it, the Atomic Sub…
…Burger Kings’ Impossible Whopper: with double bacon!…
…I call it, The Hypocrite…
…crunchy peanut butter on rye with sriracha…
…and of course…
…different flavors of Vienna sausages…
…I don’t do drag…
…but I do do pleaded skirts when asked…
…no need to plead for the pleaded…
…as a tradition for me…
…the week before shutdown…
.. I get a can of wintergreen pouches of chew…
…[the week before shutdown, so I can more easily quit]…
…It puts me on the spot…
…to acknowledge addiction and the risks and troubles that comes along with it…
…I find solace and compassion for those troubled with it…
…like my Mom did before cancer took her…
…but, I passed the gas station this morning…
…I mean, I pulled in…
…but I also pulled out…
…not today, Mister…