Garfield by Jim Davis for November 03, 1985
November 02, 1985
November 04, 1985
Transcript:
Garfield: Many of you have probably noticed you wake up in the morning a pound or two lighter than when you went to bed. Now, just where does all that weight go? I'm here to tell you that the atmosphere. Around us is filled with the fat of sleeping people! Furthermore, there are senders and there are receivers. We fat people gain weight simply by inhaling. Now, we sure as heck aren't going to stop breathing. So why don't you skinny people do a fat person a favor... Stop sleeping.
Some of the energy we burn is in fact exhaled as carbon dioxide, but no one gains weight by breathing. On the contrary it’s one of the unconscious tasks our bodies are constantly engaged in that contribute to burning calories