Garfield by Jim Davis for April 26, 2009
Transcript:
"Dear Jon, Life here with you has become unbearable." *tic tic tic* "I can't stand it in this house another day, so I am running away to join the French Foreign Legion." *tikka tikka tic tic tic* "Please don't try to find me. Just know that this is what I want, and that it's the best thing for both of us. Goodbye." *tikkity tikkity tic tic tic* *print print print print* Jon: GARFIELD!!*
The criminal mind always sets its own trap.