Garfield by Jim Davis for December 17, 2010

That might give what you’re getting her for Christmas away Jon.

walnut cheese balls!…………EWW gross! I say keep trying.

Jon avoids the doghouse. This time.

Walnut cheese balls sounds delicious, cover your cheese ball with walnuts, sounds quite yummy!

Jon needs to seriously step up his game if he wants to keep Liz.

Diamonds are a girls best friend.

Diamonds maybe a girls best friend, but walnut cheese balls last forever!

Close one there, Jon! Hehe.

A good way to be safe & sorry.

Get her jewlery no size questions to risk.

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Never, never, never buy clothes for a woman. If it is something sexy, she will think that you are being suggestive and if its not sexy, WHY NOT!

To say nothing of what happens if you try to guess her size, and you guess wrong, Pprey. Any man with half an active brain cell knows that if he values his life (not to mention the relationship), he will never EVER try to go there!

Forget the dress size. Ask her about the size of her ring finger you flaming fool!

Is THIS the year he FINALLY proposes!!!??? The engagement alone could last 10 years….let’s hurry this along, eh?

thats easy Jon. like all women she’s a petite with a receipt.

^ This.

No…….No! Give her candy, flowers, and a nice piece of jewelry - perhaps an engagement ring,

keithmc––Awesome concept! Unfortunately these days if you buy a woman a small and she isn’t, she’ll assume you want her to go on a diet.

:3

Garfield the wise……..

Get her colthes? No way to win with that one. Food? She’s always on a diet. Jewlery? The price,OUCH. What’s a guy to do? Flower! A dozen (or more) roses, with a ring attached.

most of u pplz missed the point, the comic is about jon almost getting beat up by garfield not about his relationship with liz

Tried to guess her size… Once. It did not go well. Be warned

Those of you who say not to buy women clothing because if you guess the size wrong you’ll be in trouble haven’t thought this through. I used to find attractive salesladies and tell them I was looking for something for my wife and say she looked to be about the same size. They would bend over backwards to help, and some even went so far as to model the garments I was “considering” for purchase. Of course, they were only employed in boutique stores, the mass merchants would frown upon such behavior. Occasionally, I would buy something I KNEW was a size or 2 small for her, and she’d wind up happy because she figured I thought she was a size that she would be happy with. Now it doesn’t work if you’ve got a size 10 girl and you buy a size 2, but if you bought a 7 or 8 for your size 10 she’d be happy, and who knows, she might work her way down to fit in the 7 or 8.

It’s easy to tell what size to buy if you check the tags of your sweetie’s clothing.

Just get her jewelry Jon.

I guess Cheddar may be a nice choice!