TV: Sir, I suspect that this may have been MURDER! Murder, you say?! Yes, sir...look at the piano. The piano? Um...the one sitting on the body? Ohhh, THAT piano.
Garfield: Inspector oblivious, of scotland yard.
It’s well known that if a piano and a dead body are left alone together, the piano will walk over and sit on the body.
And before you ask if anybody has witnessed it, what part of “left alone together” don’t you get?
@ William Pursell: Yes, that’s them. I especially liked the scene where they were to question a witness in a strip club, and Mel Smith’s character, Inspector Bribe-easy, says how revolting a place it is, and that he’d never consider setting foot in there otherwise. Then, when they get in, everyone recognizes him, calls him by name, asks if he wants his usual table, etc.
momazilla almost 14 years ago
Brain moving at the speed of….DAH!
transistor almost 14 years ago
Must be watching Monty Python’s Flying Circus!
sabilopod007 almost 14 years ago
yea….pianos are really evil
Thriller almost 14 years ago
Reminds me of cartoons
Nebulous Premium Member almost 14 years ago
It’s well known that if a piano and a dead body are left alone together, the piano will walk over and sit on the body. And before you ask if anybody has witnessed it, what part of “left alone together” don’t you get?
Edcole1961 almost 14 years ago
That reminds me of “Alas Smith & Jones” and their “Porno and Bribe-easy of the Yard” sketches.
Hillbillyman almost 14 years ago
Pianos don’t kill people…it’s the piano chucker thats kills.
x_Tech almost 14 years ago
I suspect “The Rotters”
Donaldo Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Yes, I think they were called Inspector bleeep and Inspector Bribeasy. Best cop names ever
Celticwho almost 14 years ago
Sabilopod007…even “upright” pianos?
pamlicorat almost 14 years ago
He is watching Zombieland and the kill of the week.
GreighWolf almost 14 years ago
Yes the victim was taken out by a piano made by ACME! Hehe
Edcole1961 almost 14 years ago
@ William Pursell: Yes, that’s them. I especially liked the scene where they were to question a witness in a strip club, and Mel Smith’s character, Inspector Bribe-easy, says how revolting a place it is, and that he’d never consider setting foot in there otherwise. Then, when they get in, everyone recognizes him, calls him by name, asks if he wants his usual table, etc.
PriyaJ.hcl almost 14 years ago
Did anyone check out yesterday’s Lio? I also see lot of resemblance with Garfield :)
http://www.gocomics.com/lio/2011/01/24/
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Elementary, my dear Odie!
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Underneath the steps as laurel and hardy were moving it?
freeholder1 almost 14 years ago
Talk about pianos! That baby’s grand!
codycab almost 14 years ago
They gonna take the pianos keys?
The Collector almost 4 years ago
Probably not murder. People are crushed by pianos all the time.
Asriel over 2 years ago
PiaNo MurDeR!