Jon: There's me in the chess club...There's me in the latin club... There's me in the science club...There's me in the calculus club... There's me, stag, at the junior prom.
Garfield: Go figure.
If Jon thinks that was bad, he should try being the school Teddy Bear. All the girls would curl up to me and tell their problems. I would get them over their last boyfriend, then they would go out with someone else.
@JanCinVV Your comment somewhat echoes my reaction. Judging by the inferred intellectual level suggested by his observed tendencies, no one would have expected him ever to have been in thinking man’s clubs.
At least Jon doesn’t get the revenge fantasy lies from the nerd TV/movie images. Execs know who is dateless and renting their movies so they feed dweeb dreams for a buck. “Someday you’ll beat the king of the school. And the prom queen will want you.” Only if He gets paralyzed in a car crash and she gets so drunk she’s blind. Or if you invent Windows. But then the nerd becomes the guy other nerds regard as the king of the school and they dump viruses on his invention.
Jon has at least stumbled onto a woman foolish enough and controlling enough to enjoy him.
comicgos over 13 years ago
Love to see Jon in his Bozo the clown suit at the prom.
LittleSister18 over 13 years ago
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
There’s Jon in detention.
pouncingtiger over 13 years ago
There’s Jon getting a wedgie. e-e-e-e-e-e-OUCH!!
The Duke 1 over 13 years ago
Total mystery!
pcolli over 13 years ago
Chess, Latin, science, calculus….what went wrong?
wolfbyte36 over 13 years ago
There’s Jon getting a toilet swirly.
stormydaze over 13 years ago
poor lonely, nerdy Jon. LIz is a step up if he doesn’t mess it up.
pamlicorat over 13 years ago
If Jon thinks that was bad, he should try being the school Teddy Bear. All the girls would curl up to me and tell their problems. I would get them over their last boyfriend, then they would go out with someone else.
Sardonis over 13 years ago
That’s me in the corner! That’s me in the spotlight!
vzs1022 over 13 years ago
There had to be a girl with equal interests in one of those clubs Jon was in that he could’ve asked to the Prom.
TexTech over 13 years ago
Gee Comicgos, that was an image I definitely did not need!
peter0423 over 13 years ago
vzx1022: You were never a teenage nerd, were you?
JanLC over 13 years ago
Maybe that’s why he gets along with Liz so well. If he was in all those clubs, he must be a lot smarter than what we see here on a daily basis.
gocomicsmember over 13 years ago
@JanCinVV Your comment somewhat echoes my reaction. Judging by the inferred intellectual level suggested by his observed tendencies, no one would have expected him ever to have been in thinking man’s clubs.
magnamax over 13 years ago
JanCin & Gocom: Eggzacgly. With all the brain trust clubs, why isn’t Jon working at Lockheed or McDonnel-Douglas?
AKHenderson Premium Member over 13 years ago
“Chess, Latin, science, calculus….what went wrong?”
Hey wait a minute, that’s all smart-guy nerd stuff. I thought Jon was more the cow-tipping sort.
Tsali-Queyi over 13 years ago
In school, the girls don’t want the nerds, but wait until they’re old enough to want someone to support them.
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
At least Jon doesn’t get the revenge fantasy lies from the nerd TV/movie images. Execs know who is dateless and renting their movies so they feed dweeb dreams for a buck. “Someday you’ll beat the king of the school. And the prom queen will want you.” Only if He gets paralyzed in a car crash and she gets so drunk she’s blind. Or if you invent Windows. But then the nerd becomes the guy other nerds regard as the king of the school and they dump viruses on his invention.
Jon has at least stumbled onto a woman foolish enough and controlling enough to enjoy him.
boldyuma over 13 years ago
Pure class of 73’..Jon.. let’s run his shorts from gym class up the flagpole while he’s naked……and see who salutes…
DerkinsVanPelt218 over 13 years ago
I can imagine him wearing a suit with sequins all over it. He’d look like an extra from Jem.
COWBOY7 over 13 years ago
This is your life!!!
codycab over 13 years ago
Theres Jon talking about his school life…AGAIN!