Transcript:
Jon: A lady at the restaurant tonight told Liz and me we "Make a lovely couple"!
Garfield: Buuuut?...
Jon: But then I stepped on her foot, she screamed, and her dentures shot out and lodged in the busboy's neck.
Garfield: There's always a "but".
Which but? the one spelled B-U-T or B-U-T-T?