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Garfield by Jim Davis for April 29, 2011
April 28, 2011
April 30, 2011
Transcript:
Jon: A lady at the restaurant tonight told Liz and me we "Make a lovely couple"! Garfield: Buuuut?... Jon: But then I stepped on her foot, she screamed, and her dentures shot out and lodged in the busboy's neck. Garfield: There's always a "but".
Llewellenbruce almost 14 years ago
Jon always manages to screw up doesn’t he?
codycab almost 14 years ago
No buts about that.
EarlWash almost 14 years ago
The busboy was lucky he wasen’t bending over…then he would have shot across the table into the lady’s room.
magnamax almost 14 years ago
…so close.
Nebulous Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Jon, you can’t keep blaming yourself every time some odd vampire variant attacks a busboy.
x_Tech almost 14 years ago
please tell me that wasn’t Grandma Mazur.
Gocomo2011 almost 14 years ago
No ifs not buts…..only nuts…and that’s Jon….
lewisbower almost 14 years ago
I want to see Jon standing at the front of a church in a tuxedo (black, not flowered), waiting for the first correct choice of his life. Don’t forget the lines. Will Garfield pretend to search his pockets for the ring?
pattybf almost 14 years ago
Dear Lewreader:
Me too. Me too, and I hope it’s not too far in the future. I think if he makes it that far he won’t forget the lines.
BeniHanna6 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
Dentures?! noone uses dentures today especially young successful vets. She would have inplants.
Fogger_man almost 14 years ago
I can’t believe Liz actually agreed to be seen in public with Jon wearing THAT outfit!
Sapherous almost 14 years ago
OH MY GOD!… and I agree with Fogger_man… can’t believe she went out with him like dressed like that xD
ilsapadu almost 14 years ago
Shark teeth.
vzs1022 almost 14 years ago
…and in this case, a big fat hairy one.
wesleym81 Premium Member almost 14 years ago
@ joe waskiewicz: I think he means the lady, not liz.
rgcviper almost 14 years ago
Ahh, Jon … you devil, you! (That is quite a mental picture he paints, though, isn’t it? ……. Not to mention the physical one, with his, um, interesting suit.)
Good one.
COWBOY7 almost 14 years ago
All that by stepping on her foot?!
garf+candh=gr8 over 13 years ago
Jon’s life is like a picnic in a cartoon. Just as you began to enjoy yourself, the storm clouds arrive and ruin everything
icklick over 13 years ago
That’s true Garfield,almost every one has one now days
timzoom over 13 years ago
Jon is a mess up magnet!
dangerj03 over 13 years ago
Which but? the one spelled B-U-T or B-U-T-T?