Gift: Welcome, Garfield, to another birthday NIGHTMARE!
Garfield: But you're a present. What's scary about that?
Gift: Open me up!
Garfield: A senior citizen's discount card.
Gift: Bwah-ha-ha-HAAAAAH!
I cheerfully, nay, shamelessly, take advantage of every senior citizen discount there is. And why not? It’s one of the upsides of being old…the downsides are surely all too clear.
I cheerfully, nay, shamelessly, take advantage of every senior citizen discount there is. And why not? It’s one of the upsides of being old…the downsides are surely all too clear.