Gift: Welcome, Garfield, to another birthday NIGHTMARE!
Garfield: But you're a present. What's scary about that?
Gift: Open me up!
Garfield: A senior citizen's discount card.
Gift: Bwah-ha-ha-HAAAAAH!
I cheerfully, nay, shamelessly, take advantage of every senior citizen discount there is. And why not? It’s one of the upsides of being old…the downsides are surely all too clear.
Most restaurants and other merchants have discontinued giving discounts to seniors. Now some restaurants have the “over 55 menu” which is smaller portions for slightly less price.
I still get hefty senior discounts at a couple of restaurants. Mondays at one, Wednesdays at another. Smaller discounts the rest of the week. I use senior parking where available, too.
Llewellenbruce over 13 years ago
Better known as the Buckeye Card.
EarlWash over 13 years ago
You’r over the hill, Garf. GOTCHA!
codycab over 13 years ago
At least you’ll save money in the future Garfield.
James Lindley Premium Member over 13 years ago
You’ll never get AARP to stop sending you apps for overpriced insurance now.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Meet me for dinner at 4.
Hillbillyman over 13 years ago
Gotta love the senior citizen discounts.
clucky over 13 years ago
May get early-bird, too.
tripwire45 over 13 years ago
I’ve been getting those for years. Ignore it.
aarken over 13 years ago
Not much of a nightmare ’cos Garfield never pays for anything, anyway.
PShaw0423 over 13 years ago
I cheerfully, nay, shamelessly, take advantage of every senior citizen discount there is. And why not? It’s one of the upsides of being old…the downsides are surely all too clear.
TashaNC over 13 years ago
doesn’t look very scared, does he?
Allan CB Premium Member over 13 years ago
hahahahahaha Poor Garf is over 65!!!HAPPY BIRTHDAY GARFIELD!
Justice22 over 13 years ago
Most restaurants and other merchants have discontinued giving discounts to seniors. Now some restaurants have the “over 55 menu” which is smaller portions for slightly less price.
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
AARP has been trying to get me to join for the last 2 years. I suppose I’ll break down eventually.
cknoblo Premium Member over 13 years ago
I still get hefty senior discounts at a couple of restaurants. Mondays at one, Wednesdays at another. Smaller discounts the rest of the week. I use senior parking where available, too.
hihigirl over 13 years ago
I don’t think I’m quite ready even for the teenage years!
Sargargoyl over 13 years ago
I love Garfield. He and I were born on the very same day! Remember he’s only 33 this Sunday. Not really qualified for “senior” discounts yet.
Flintyoungblood over 13 years ago
actually in cat years he qualifies for biblical senior discount
lin4869 over 13 years ago
You’re a treat, Garfield! Happy Birthday! (I send your strip to my eldest grandson each day because he loves you.)
GarfieldLover302 about 13 years ago
Evil Presents scare in mysterious ways