Garfield by Jim Davis for July 20, 2016

at least

Did Garfield just did that spider a favor?

Next strip: splat! Now the other spider is flat.

He dodged a bullet… and a rolled up newspaper!

Why did you kill that spider, Garfield? You would have had the chance to be SpiderCat! badum tsss. Hahaha..ha..uh…ahem.

Even “flat” girls have feelings!

Don’t be talking SMACK around Dat cat! Sorry, I had to.

Nun’Ya Bidness said, yesterday

@gammaguy

Have you tried Stevia? It’s a natural sweetener taken from the Stevia plant and has 0 calories. Might worth a shot, if you can find it without additives._________________________________

My boss gets “Stevia In the Raw”. I’ve tried it. It’s just as “battery-acid” tasting as the other artificial sweeteners.

Hell hath no fury – he was lucky it was just Garfield.

Spider’s got curves?

Heh heh, serves you right!

Garfield, I am sitting outside my local Starbucks, enjoying another Carolina-Blue morning, but a fly won’t leave me alone. Will you assist?

I got a chuckle out of this one.

Karma: it even affects spiders.

Flat? In female terms that would mean something else!

xxx

Now you’re a flat, ugly, disgusting pig

Don’t most female spiders kill the male after mating?

Ouch, thats got to hurt!

Feel the love.