Garfield by Jim Davis for July 10, 2021

Where’s the vegetables they should be on the salad

In the forth panel, Garfield throws the salad in Jon’s face.

Garfield I’m not eating this trash.

Really Jon? Again with the salad?

Garfield to Jon … Lettuce be, lettuce be, oh lettuce be, lettuce be.

Pun on the Beetles song, Let Us Be.

so much for reverse psychology, Dr. Arbuckle

Thanx Garfield! The precise use of any given salad.

The only reason why Jon puts Garfield on a diet, he eats everyone elses food, that’s why he’s so skinny, because of Garfield.

And here I thought the diet end last Saturday.

Jon obviously has no idea who he is dealing with.

Sorry Jon, Garfield can’t coexist with diets and salads, that’s an oxymoron.

You can’t change a cats pernonality and behaviour, especially Garfield’s.

Cats and salad don’t mix, right, Garfield?

What if the slad had … tuna, or sardines mixed in with the salad ?

That’s not a salad. Looks like nothing but lettuce. For me a salad also includes tomato, red onion, capsicum, cucumber, radish, snow peas, celery, beetroot & a garnish of grated carrot.

My sentiments exactly!

I agree lettuce needs something – in my case ham, egg, tomato and mayo.

I am still surprised that Jon isn’t “wearing” that salad yet…

Salad? Seriously, Jon? You wants an obligate carnivore to eats a salad?

To make it last, make everything else first.

It needs two all beef patties, special sauce, cheese, pickles and onions in a sesame seed bun before Garfield would eat it.

Vegetable drawer: A place where one stores vegetables until they rot.

When has Garfield eaten a salad? He once left it and ate the bowl.

Talk about salad & vegetables reminds me of the Burma Shave signs: “You know your onions/Lettuce suppose/This beets them all/Don’t turnip your nose.”

Try upping that salad with bacon bits, cut-up pieces of boiled egg, and strips of grilled chicken. Of course, there’s a good chance that Garfield might eat those and leave the greens behind.

Or it can slide out on it’s own slime…

Good thinking…..

But there’s a worm hidden in it Garfield!!!

If Garfield had superpowers, he would turn the salad into junk food.

Then it’ll just turn into kimchee.

Or let Jon ingest the green and forward his donut to you.

Jon: How do you like this salad? Garfield: We hate each other. That is the only thing that we have in common. Me: I am with Garfield in this case. #saladhaters #saladvibes :)

lol

I am served collard greens regularly yuk I understand him

Go figure, you would do that, Garfield. Diet time again?

Angy gafield