May 14, 2024
Still hard to pick the bigger pest.
Aren’t they one and the same thing?
Well, that film is going to suck.
This one is just a joke prequel. Just wait for them to team-up for the REAL horror movie to begin.
So it’s the attorney against himself?
I know some good lawyer jokes, but they’re not appropriate for a family comics page!
Dracula and Leeches are like lawyers, they suck the life out of your blood bank account.
Garf called it.
What ever happened to professional courtsey?
Is it just this? Garfield sitting at the TV?
The combatants seem to be almost evenly matched. The only difference I can see is that the attorney is probably a little shorter than the giant.
lost twins!
Poor leech….
What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a slime-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a fish.
What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks before the snake.
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
What do you call 100 hundred lawyers at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean?
A good start.
The rest of the lawyer jokes I know are not appropriate for a family oriented site.
There’s a joke I want to tell but I’m not sure it’s suitable for here
My money’s on the attorney.
It was a sad day when professional attorneys were allowed to advertise.
The bloodsucker will win for sure
My money’s on the attorney. Even leeches have their limits
Spoiler Alert: The hapless leech gets run over by an ambulance being chased by a member of the Dewey, Cheatem and Howe Insurance Agency.
so horrible…
There’s a difference???
They should make a comic strip or 2 about Garfield working out. Then when he eats a cake crumb, he gets fat agian.
I have not seen such an evenly matched event since yesterday’s Thursday Night Football game.
Isn’t that redundant?
There was actually a deleted scene from “The Goonies” where the title characters end up having a run in with leeches, but one of them was able to get rid of them by using a battery to zap a puddle.
My money is on the attorney.
I take it the blood sucking leach is Jon’s worthless cousin???
Which one’s which?
I’m not sure about Willie’s exhortation to kill all the lawyers, but I definitely think we should stop electing them to be legislators.
Funny!
Not only hard to pick the bigger pest, hard to differentiate between the two!
It was the leech he could do.
Ouch, Garfield!
My money is on the attorney hands down……
Dracula would be an amateur in that fight.
I am seriously getting bored of all these TV comic strips
feel sorry for that poor leech
They’re going to court
Hahahahahahaha!
codycab almost 3 years ago
Still hard to pick the bigger pest.
Scorpio Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Aren’t they one and the same thing?
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
Well, that film is going to suck.
Kwen almost 3 years ago
This one is just a joke prequel. Just wait for them to team-up for the REAL horror movie to begin.
oddhumor almost 3 years ago
So it’s the attorney against himself?
constantine48 almost 3 years ago
I know some good lawyer jokes, but they’re not appropriate for a family comics page!
BJ40 almost 3 years ago
Dracula and Leeches are like lawyers, they suck the life out of your blood bank account.
FreyjaRN Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Garf called it.
jmworacle almost 3 years ago
What ever happened to professional courtsey?
POGGERS {person} almost 3 years ago
Is it just this? Garfield sitting at the TV?
dcdete. almost 3 years ago
The combatants seem to be almost evenly matched. The only difference I can see is that the attorney is probably a little shorter than the giant.
tessotcyrille almost 3 years ago
lost twins!
MihailElminar almost 3 years ago
Poor leech….
Imagine almost 3 years ago
What is the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?
One is a slime-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a fish.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
What is the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
There are skid marks before the snake.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
What is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
What do you call 100 hundred lawyers at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean?
A good start.
Imagine almost 3 years ago
The rest of the lawyer jokes I know are not appropriate for a family oriented site.
edmund_graham almost 3 years ago
There’s a joke I want to tell but I’m not sure it’s suitable for here
mourdac Premium Member almost 3 years ago
My money’s on the attorney.
cj7ole almost 3 years ago
It was a sad day when professional attorneys were allowed to advertise.
Clarence almost 3 years ago
The bloodsucker will win for sure
geese28 almost 3 years ago
My money’s on the attorney. Even leeches have their limits
Count Olaf Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Spoiler Alert: The hapless leech gets run over by an ambulance being chased by a member of the Dewey, Cheatem and Howe Insurance Agency.
karmakat01 almost 3 years ago
so horrible…
awcoffman almost 3 years ago
There’s a difference???
IG-88 almost 3 years ago
They should make a comic strip or 2 about Garfield working out. Then when he eats a cake crumb, he gets fat agian.
Goat from PBS almost 3 years ago
I have not seen such an evenly matched event since yesterday’s Thursday Night Football game.
Bill The Nuke almost 3 years ago
Isn’t that redundant?
CaveCat87 almost 3 years ago
There was actually a deleted scene from “The Goonies” where the title characters end up having a run in with leeches, but one of them was able to get rid of them by using a battery to zap a puddle.
w16521 almost 3 years ago
My money is on the attorney.
paranormal almost 3 years ago
I take it the blood sucking leach is Jon’s worthless cousin???
InuYugiHakusho almost 3 years ago
Which one’s which?
KEA almost 3 years ago
I’m not sure about Willie’s exhortation to kill all the lawyers, but I definitely think we should stop electing them to be legislators.
philwinn almost 3 years ago
Funny!
ekke almost 3 years ago
Not only hard to pick the bigger pest, hard to differentiate between the two!
Troglodyte almost 3 years ago
It was the leech he could do.
lawguy05 almost 3 years ago
Ouch, Garfield!
raybarb44 almost 3 years ago
My money is on the attorney hands down……
ramonmister28 almost 3 years ago
Dracula would be an amateur in that fight.
Infinity Legend almost 3 years ago
I am seriously getting bored of all these TV comic strips
oakie817 almost 3 years ago
feel sorry for that poor leech
Johnny Appleseed almost 3 years ago
They’re going to court
WentHulk almost 3 years ago
Hahahahahahaha!