Garfield by Jim Davis for January 30, 2023

And my personal favorite: Don’t have a diet week!

week?

that wouldn’t last Garfield thru lunch

garfield and the chamber of secrets

This is how my dad diets.

But it won’t last Garfield. Not the way you eat cookies, donuts, and cupcakes.

Another secret to survive diet week is to never listen to your doctor.

And then wondering why you haven’t lost any weight…

I’m amazed Jon has never found these. Or maybe he’s given up trying

I need to take notes. These sound great.

Sugar! It’ll put the pounds on every time!

… the confidential granola bar stockpile, the classified potato chip reserve, the undisclosed leftover layaway, the restricted goldfish fund …

… the hidden buried Halloween fun size freezer cache…

What? A diet week? For me it’ll take a diet decade just to maintain a decent weight. Oh, I forgot, we’re talking about Garfield, here.

What about lasagna?

just don’t get caught. ;)

That’s way too much sugar

Garfield’s a junk food junkie! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jQnIL-XPerQ

(imagines additional dialogue (in a straight circle (from an unviewable character)) in the first panel of this cartoon from it left)

YES

(imagines a different version of the dialogue in the second panel of this cartoon)

YOU’RE RIGHT

Enjoy it while you can, Garfield, you won’t be able to pull it off once Jon discovers all of your secret snack stashes and confiscates them.

And wiring your mouth closed…

meaning it’s not a real diet, it’s a usual Garfield behavior.

The buried snacks under the bed…

This comic strip teaches kids that it’s okay to overeat and be morbidly obese!