Garfield by Jim Davis for April 18, 2023

These are enemies we don’t mind to keep closer.

With friends like calories, who needs enemies ?

Even if the enemy, Garfield, is healthy food?

What about nermal

Ah, the Christian diet, as opposed to the lions of old’s diet of Christians.

This Fat Cat should remember that when contemplating kicking Odie off the ledge. But, I suspect the joys of doing it to Odie will be too much for Garfield. He’ll succumb to sin.

Carbs are our enemies.

not exactly true.

Yes. We must love delicious things like pizza, lasagna, cookies, hamburgers, donuts, fried chicken, steak and fried pork chops.

Calories are fuel. Only fill up the tank when needed.

Jon must not like calories, he’s thin.

If calories are enemies, then I am doing a great gob of loving them.

That’s…impressively deep even for Garfield

Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.

That’s not how it works, Garfield, and I think there’s a good chance that Liz might agree with Jon in that statement. So either way, it would be two against one.

What about “love thy neighbour”, Garf? Wonder what Mrs. Feeny has to say about that?

Like liquor? Lol jk

Really Jon, its in the Bible

So sayeth Reverend Garfield, duly ordained by the ULC…

Remember, Garfief: You can eat ALL the veggies you want! Maybe try a zucchini lasagna? It’s tasty!

Variations on the Biblical theme of “Bless Those Who Persecute You”.

keep your friends close and your enemies closest

I am afraid the cat has the wrong glasses on today. Of course, everything in moderation.

great…now he is going to quote the bible.

When did Garfield start reading the Bible?

Then go make friends with the birds, spiders, and Nermal.