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I grew up with a couple of brothers who were quite mean to me. I didn’t say much to my parents for fear of retribution, but when they gave my dog 2 MaryJanes (peanut butter candy) and she couldn’t get her mouth open to breathe, I called my Dad. We helped her with warm water and my brothers got grounded. I paid for it later but you know, mess with me I’ll take it. Mess with the dog and you’re dirt. There is no peanut butter in my home.
I love putting peanut butter on my finger and then when the dog opens her mouth I smear it on the roof of her mouth. Keeps her tongue going for a few minutes. A German Shedder and she comes back for it every time I am making a peanut butter sandwhich. Our black lab did the same thing.
lucasasanto15 about 9 hours ago
What was in the Peanut Butter? A bone?
codycab about 9 hours ago
Who can blame him? Peanut butter is just so good!
philip j fry about 9 hours ago
mmmmm peanut butter
Clarence about 9 hours ago
Must’ve been some creamy peanut butter
wesleylscott1 about 8 hours ago
This can’t be right.
Back before the turn of the century, the Conan O’Brian Show indicated that in the year 2000,
“Peanut Butter Will No Longer Stick To The Roof Of A Dog’s Mouth.”
desvarzil about 7 hours ago
I had a dog who absolutely HATED peanut butter. But that boy could put away some pesto!
billyk75 about 6 hours ago
Maybe Gorilla Glue.
coffeemom88 about 4 hours ago
At least that makes his jaws stay clamped shut!
2AndFour about 3 hours ago
So, curiosity killed the dog?
ʲᔆ about 3 hours ago
no jelly?
Goat from PBS about 3 hours ago
Mmmm, I love peanut butter. So worth it.
Grace Premium Member about 3 hours ago
I grew up with a couple of brothers who were quite mean to me. I didn’t say much to my parents for fear of retribution, but when they gave my dog 2 MaryJanes (peanut butter candy) and she couldn’t get her mouth open to breathe, I called my Dad. We helped her with warm water and my brothers got grounded. I paid for it later but you know, mess with me I’ll take it. Mess with the dog and you’re dirt. There is no peanut butter in my home.
edmund_graham about 3 hours ago
Well, we all have guilty pleasures Garfield
anncorr339 about 2 hours ago
Guess the dog like peanut. Utter
ladykat Premium Member about 1 hour ago
Most dogs love peanut butter, and it still sticks to the roofs of their mouths!
Doug K about 1 hour ago
Peanut butter’s got its tongue (stuck to the roof of its mouth).
momofalex7 about 1 hour ago
Unchain this dog!
bloodykate about 1 hour ago
OK, this is funny!
CaveCat87 40 minutes ago
Next time, don’t let the dog get into the peanut butter.
ST Joe River Premium Member 34 minutes ago
I love putting peanut butter on my finger and then when the dog opens her mouth I smear it on the roof of her mouth. Keeps her tongue going for a few minutes. A German Shedder and she comes back for it every time I am making a peanut butter sandwhich. Our black lab did the same thing.
Bob the sponge 11 minutes ago
I never got the peanut butter joke in 1995 but thanks to this comments section, you helped me figure it out!