Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for August 10, 2009

And if he was lying, then he was a liar, and therefore telling the truth.

One Liar’s Paradox, coming up!

Hmm…

Nope, I still think Ramona Lisa is the most likeable character in this storyline.

Go Team Ramona!

Remember Ramona, ‘The truth shall set you free’.

Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. You and Upton are getting out of this without penance

I feel from his look, the good Reverend is rather amused.

OK…Times up. Next. Gertie? Joel? Rufus? Are you there?

I’m a liar and I’m lying right now. Did I hear this 40 years ago? I think I’ll lie in bed and think about it.

“When he told you he was a liar and a crook he was lying.” So he was lying, that makes him a liar. One out of two ain’t bad.

I’m thinking Upton was a crook because of Ramonas bad influence.

Catch 22?

When her mouth says no you better listen or you might be guilty of rape. Be careful.

Reminds me of a joke…..there was a fellow who went on a blind date. He was supposed to meet her at a carnival. He asked her, “What would you like to do first?” She replied, “I want to get weighed!” So he took her to the booth where the old gentleman would try to guess your weight, age, or other information about you, and if he couldn’t guess it, you win a prize. Well, he was off by 5 pounds and she got a prize. They walked away and he asked her if she wanted to ride some rides, or get something to eat. She said, “I want to get weighed!” Back they went and this time, of course, the old man remembered her weight, and she got nothing. They walked around for a while, and he asked her what she wanted to do. Once again, she said, “I want to get weighed!” He decided there must be something wrong with her, so he claimed he had a stomach ache and left early. When she got home, her roomate asked how her date had gone….”OH WINDA,” she said, “IT WAS WOUSY!!”

Reminds me of a joke I once heard. Fellow agreed to meet his blind date at the carnival…..He kept trying to get her interested in different things, but she just kept saying, “I WANT TO GET WEIGHED!” so he kept taking her back to the booth where the old man was supposed to try to guess your weight. (of course, he knew her weight after the first visit) He finally decided she was mental, claimed he had a stomach ache and went home early. When she got home, her roommate asked how the date had gone. “OH WINDA,” she said, “IT WAS WOUSY!!”