Buy him a 30-year Treasury bill!
Hey…I’m old, and my bowels are just fine, thank you. (Maybe I’m just not old enough.)
How about a Snuggie and a Clapper?
…or get him a date with a younger woman…like Zsa Zsa Gabor or Doris Day?
I’m still madly in love with Doris Day … all 86 years of her.
I am keeping Betty White for myself…
Struwwelpeter2, I’d opt for Doris Day. From what I hear, Zsa Zsa might not last long enough to make it under the Christmas tree.
Looking forward to 2/14/11 when Skeezix turns 90. Will Jim provide us a week or two of nostalgic backward look strips?
Looks like Uncle Walt won’t get anything fo Christmas. How long at his age can he wear a nice warm robe.
I sense an O’Henryesque plot twist coming?
A 30-year TBill would mature in the time it takes to complete one GA storyline.
Gift card for the Diner, or even a Real Restaurant. ‘Fast Food’ will… oh, never mind!
mrbribery almost 14 years ago
Buy him a 30-year Treasury bill!
rmax4131 almost 14 years ago
Hey…I’m old, and my bowels are just fine, thank you. (Maybe I’m just not old enough.)
How about a Snuggie and a Clapper?
…or get him a date with a younger woman…like Zsa Zsa Gabor or Doris Day?
oldbooger almost 14 years ago
I’m still madly in love with Doris Day … all 86 years of her.
rmax4131 almost 14 years ago
I am keeping Betty White for myself…
phydeaux44 almost 14 years ago
Struwwelpeter2, I’d opt for Doris Day. From what I hear, Zsa Zsa might not last long enough to make it under the Christmas tree.
436rge almost 14 years ago
Looking forward to 2/14/11 when Skeezix turns 90. Will Jim provide us a week or two of nostalgic backward look strips?
kab2rb almost 14 years ago
Looks like Uncle Walt won’t get anything fo Christmas. How long at his age can he wear a nice warm robe.
PierrePoirier almost 14 years ago
I sense an O’Henryesque plot twist coming?
namenamename almost 14 years ago
A 30-year TBill would mature in the time it takes to complete one GA storyline.
pbarnrob almost 14 years ago
Gift card for the Diner, or even a Real Restaurant. ‘Fast Food’ will… oh, never mind!