NEWS ALERT, NEWS ALERTUnfortunately, the rumors that Joel is currently in debriefing with big GA Fan and Reporter, PipeTobacco, are very sadly false. We do not currently know the whereabouts of the scholar/philosopher, Joel.While news of a safe return of our hero, Joel, would be reason for us all to celebrate, his whereabouts and safety are still currently under investigation.It is feared that an incredibly nefarious act may have befallen our hero. It is possible that the “worst” may have happened to Joel due to the “official reports” published by his captors suggesting Joel is staying in jail of “his own free will”. Lest readers fall into the trap of believing these “official” reports, keep in mind the ludicrous suggestion of the statement whereby Joel would be willingly without his beloved pipe and jug, This preposterous notion is too ludicrous to believe and is so obviously false. This reporter urges all to give no credence to these “official reports” from the evil captor/warden. This is concerned reporter, PipeTobacco, signing off.
NEWS ALERT, NEWS ALERTUnfortunately, the rumors that Joel is currently in debriefing with big GA Fan and Reporter, PipeTobacco, are very sadly false. We do not currently know the whereabouts of the scholar/philosopher, Joel.While news of a safe return of our hero, Joel, would be reason for us all to celebrate, his whereabouts and safety are still currently under investigation.It is feared that an incredibly nefarious act may have befallen our hero. It is possible that the “worst” may have happened to Joel due to the “official reports” published by his captors suggesting Joel is staying in jail of “his own free will”. Lest readers fall into the trap of believing these “official” reports, keep in mind the ludicrous suggestion of the statement whereby Joel would be willingly without his beloved pipe and jug, This preposterous notion is too ludicrous to believe and is so obviously false. This reporter urges all to give no credence to these “official reports” from the evil captor/warden. This is concerned reporter, PipeTobacco, signing off.