Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for September 07, 2022

He knows playing the “violin” will get him reprieve, even with disciplinary action.

Truth be told, it was Jimmy’s father’s fault for concocting that “rocket fuel” in the first place.

Should’ve stuck with Slim’s jalapeños!!

Too bad it’s too early for the “Missile-Toe” !

Think I would simply have a roast parrot lunch.

Talk about yer drama que…, er, parrot!

How did it happen?Well,there were these two janitors named Bud&Lou who were inside sweeping up…..

Now can we move on to another arc? This one has drug on way too long.

I do miss the old Gasoline Alley. I’m grateful to Jim for keeping the strip alive, and his art is wonderful, but parrots launching rockets and talking bears isn’t the real Alley. Special thanks to Gweedo and the others for sharing the classics. That’s why I’m still here.

If this isn’t a dream, then the strip has jumped the parrotshark.

Well how about that? The bird is human, after all.

We’d prefer you throw yourself on the rotisserie…