Gasoline Alley by Jim Scancarelli for February 01, 2024

Looks like a trumped up charge coming Slim’s way.

How could he sleep after all that coffee? Unless it was decaf.

And yesterday the officer said he was here to help, let’s see!

SKINNER!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently Gasoline Alley doesn’t have cop cameras LOL

Asleep at the Wheel huh? >

I’ve heard of people being overserved cocktails, knowing they shouldn’t drive and deciding to sleep in their car. Then getting a DUI ticket. My town is full of bars, and a strict no overnight parking policy. People get drunk and take an Uber home, then find their car was towed because they chose not to compound their mistake.

Gasoline Alley issues it’s own drivers’ licenses, I see.

The driver’s liscense photo actually looks the owner!! Call Robert Ripley

Yesterday the cop asked Slim to open the door but Slim did not comply. Maybe tomorrow he will get tased.

I thought “Slim” was a nickname. Did not expect to see it on his license.

He must be new on the beat or he would know about Gasoline Alley and Slim

I pulled over to get a little nap one night. Had my family with me. I was woken by a policeman asking if we were alright. I told him I was just getting a little nap. He said I should find a place a few more miles down the road. I was less than a quarter mile from a prison and it wasn’t a safe place to stop.