Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 28, 2000

Transcript:

Rob, rubbing his sinuses, says, "Ummm... I've had a massive headache since last night... It took me like 20 minutes to make myself get out of bed this morning after my alarm went off..." Bucky asks, "Your what 'went off'?" Satchel says, "Why would you make yourself get out of bed?" Rob says, "Well, I had to go to work. I can't just lie in bed all day." Bucky says, "Why not? I do." Satchel says, "Was someone knocking on the door?... That would get me up..." Rob says, "No, no. There was no knocking. I had to go to... Oh, forget it." Bucky says, "But why would you get up before you wanted to? Your whole premise makes no sense." Satchel says, "Right, right... Well, unless there was knocking on the door... That's my point." Rob, covering his face with his hand, says, "I said forget it." Bucky says, "Man, you tell the lamest stories." Satchel says, "I'm sorry, I just don't understand your motivation for getting out of bed... I mean, unless there was knocking."